Do secretly love the Mets, are willing to stand on line for tickets and consider yourself the American Dream personified? Congrats, you’re a Queensite.
If you’re a Eugene native you’re probably sick of everyone calling you a bike-obsessed tie-dye wearing, snobby hippie. Wait, except all of those things are true.
So you think Stat’n I’len is full of hair-obsessed overly tan shopaholics who are all actually from Brooklyn? Whaddaya tawkin’abowd?! Well, yeah, that’s actually true.
They say everything bigger in Texas, and that’s especially true of the stereotypes that make this state the beef-loving, drawl-having, gun-toting, football-obsessing place it is.