If you crave the limelight from safety of the suburbs almost as much as a good bottle of wine, and have "ride attendant" on your resume, chances are you're a Santa Claritan.
If your cabbie quotes Proust and you can't keep up with foot traffic, yep, you're in New York City, where no ones makes eye contact and celebrities are people too.
Hey, hon, how 'bout dem O's? Jeet yet? No? Grab a crab mallet, crack a cold natty Boh, and welcome to Bawlmer, best burg in the Younighted States of Merica.
Grab your skinny jeans, a protest sign, and some black and silver face paint, because we're taking a look at 10 Oakland stereotypes that are hella true.
When you hear Elgin, you might think "suburb of Chicago," but there are many more accurate stereotypes about the eight-largest city of Illinois that are even more accurate.