1. Trying to hear your sister’s graduation speech over the mariachi band playing on stage.

2. Explaining to your out-of-town friends why everything in your life has a Mexican flare, despite not being the least bit Mexican.

3. You’ve been stuck in the same traffic jam due to construction on 1604 since 1995.

4. You wanted to go to bed early but the Spurs just won, so now you’ve got to go out honking.

5. Your neighbor has a “Go Spurs” sign in their yard that cost more than their car.

6. You went to a barbacoa place for breakfast, but they’re out of Big Red.

7. It’s a freezing cold 73 degrees out and all your sweaters are packed away in… Oh wait, you don’t own any sweaters.

8. But not to worry, because it’ll be 113 degrees out by lunch.

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9. Traveling out of town and the only place to get a burrito is Taco Bell.

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10. You were late to work because you hit two snakes on the way in with your car. Again.

11. It’s noon and you missed your exit on the highway. Now you won’t be home until dinnertime.

12. You need to study for your Spanish test tomorrow, but none of your neighbors are home.

13. Running outside when you hear the ice cream truck coming down the street, only to discover that it’s the taco truck. Again.

14. The Spurs won their game, but you can’t tell if that’s the sound of fireworks or gun shots.

15. You dared to use your phone outside for more than 30 seconds.

16. You’ve forgotten how to sing most Christmas carols in English.

17. Friends from out of town freak out over a spider in their house. That’s adorable.

18. Someone dared to put a piece of lettuce in your beef fajita nachos. Unacceptable.

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19. Trying to stick to a diet, but the world is against you.

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20. No piñata, no party.

21. Your friend comes to visit and forgot to mention they don’t like spicy food.

22. Fiesta is tomorrow, and you forgot to bedazzle your cowboy boots. Epic fail.

23. You want someone to know you’re really mad at them but you didn’t draw your eyebrows on angry enough.

24. You don’t have enough closet space to keep all your sombreros from Fiesta.

25. You find out the person you’re dating is a Charles Barkley fan.

What problems do you love having in San Antonio? Tell us in the comments below!