1. Nothing quite captures the "Keep Portland Weird" vibe like a bike polo match in the park
2. One word: Brewcycle
3. Order up a habanero-infused Sacsayhuamán (Pronounced sexy human) cocktail at Andina.
4. Drive to the coast, grab an ice cream cone at Canon Beach and take in the famous "Goonies" rock (aka Haystack Rock)
5. Have an epic sleepover in the submarine at OMSI.
6. Kayak down the Willamette with Paddle Oregon
7. Take the donut challenge Blue Star vs Voodoo Doughnuts and figure out if you're an artisanal donut lover or prefer them extra freaky
8. Join the more than 4,000 weirdos on the Worst Day of the Year 15-mile bike ride
9. Head to Powell's books, get wired at the café and then curl up with a good book
10. Root loudly for the Trailblazers in Rip City (all right!)
11. Let the chicken wrapped in paper at Nong's Khao Man Gai food cart blow your tastebuds' minds
12. Pick up some yak meat at the Winter Farmer's Market
13. Go on a berry (and flower) picking adventure on Sauvie Island
14. Eat a cinnamon and sugar coated "elephant ear" at the Saturday Market and take in the Elvis impersonators while you do.
15. Ski in a tee at Mt. Hood and finish the day with a hot cocoa in Timberline Lodge
16. Spoil your palate with the fine wines in the Willamette Valley
17. Get the Distillery Row passport and tipsily tour Rolling River Spirits, Vinn Distillery, Eastside Distillery, Stone Barn Brandyworks, New Deal Distillery, and House Spirits Distillery
18. Don't miss a photo opp with the only Portlander carrying an umbrella
19. Take in the beauty of the real Portlandia
20. Visit the world's smallest park, Mill's End
21. Take in the waterfront in style with a cozy fireside drink at the River Place Hotel
Courtesy of Kimpton Hotels and Resorts
22. Take in the live performances and pick up some local art at the Last Thursday Alberta Arts District festival
23. See a film (and the art) at Portland Art Museum
24. Commandeer the photo booth in the Ace Hotel Lobby
25. Drink a Willamette Weak Sauce at Red Star at Hotel Monaco
26. Devour a bagel and pastrami and Matzo Ball soup at Kenny & Zuke's.
27. Dig into some handmade gnocchi at Pazzo Ristorante
28. Have your very own Havana night with a chocolate cigar and mulata caliente at Pambiche
29. Grab a booth at the window and have a drink at Portland City Grill
30. Eat a Wake and Bake at the Pink & Black Waffle Shack
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