It’s the people of Maryland who make the state as unique and surprising as it is—especially because they’re obsessed with the Ravens, “Hairspray” and John Waters, hon.
Do secretly love the Mets, are willing to stand on line for tickets and consider yourself the American Dream personified? Congrats, you’re a Queensite.
If you’re a Eugene native you’re probably sick of everyone calling you a bike-obsessed tie-dye wearing, snobby hippie. Wait, except all of those things are true.
So you think Stat’n I’len is full of hair-obsessed overly tan shopaholics who are all actually from Brooklyn? Whaddaya tawkin’abowd?! Well, yeah, that’s actually true.