I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse. If you can't stand those Brooklyn noobs and have no idea how to pump gas to get yourself down the Shore, you should read this list of Jersey City stereotypes—or you’ll be sleepin’ with the fishes. Capiche?
Put down your Prada bags and forget about your weekend plans in Anaheim. These are the things you’ll only get if you’re a bottle-blond shopaholic from Costa Mesa.
You know breakfast reigns supreme and the golden pioneer is king—and you get pissed when people go on and on about Portland. Surprise! You’re from Salem.