Where in the world would you find people who keep a strict blue and orange uniform, twisters to rival the craziest fiction and the unmentionable body parts of a bull for dinner? OKC, that’s where.
Put down your Prada bags and forget about your weekend plans in Anaheim. These are the things you’ll only get if you’re a bottle-blond shopaholic from Costa Mesa.
Are you buzzing on un cafecito, do your shopping from your car and are a proud Catholic with lawn ornaments to prove it? Then you’re probably from Hialeah.