1. People Outside Of The City Think Life In Your Apartment Is Just Like This…
2. …But In Reality, It’s More Like This
3. They Also Think Your New Year’s Eve Is Like This…
4. …But Really, It’s Like This
5. Your Walk Is Most Other People’s Sprint…
6. …Because You’re Always In A Rush, Even When You Have Nowhere To Be
7. Trying Not To Be Embarrassed By Your Out Of Town Friends When They Come To Visit Is Hard
8. You’re Not A Violent Person, But If Someone From Westchester Says They’re From NYC, It’s Time To Throw Down
9. Each Time You Watch "Big," Your Rage Grows Knowing The Keyboard In FAO Schwartz Looks Nothing Like This
10. You Have No Idea How To Work Your Oven Because Every Meal Is Take Out
11. You Die A Little Inside When Your Parents Ask If You’ve Been Saving Your Money
12. You Know There’s No Way The Mom From "How I Met Your Mother" Would Have Had That Same Umbrella All Those Years
13. You Wait “On” Line For One Bag Of Groceries At The Bodega That Will Inevitably Cost You…
14. You’ve Got A PhD in “Platforming”
15. And You Spend The Whole Time Praying You Don’t Hear The Words “It’s Showtime!” On The Train
16. You’ve Been Here (Once)…
17. …More Than You’ve Been Here (Never)
18. You Spot A Celebrity But Don’t Look Them In The Eye Because That Would Be So Touristy Uncool
19. You Can Rest Assured Knowing That There Is Always Someone A Little Nuttier Than You Nearby
20. When A Friend Asks You To Come Out To Brooklyn, Your Answer Is Immediate And Firm
21. At Least Once A Month You Dream Of Living Somewhere Else
22. So You Plan A Road Trip To Get Away And You’re Really Excited Until You Realize You Forgot How To Drive A Car…
23. And Then You Realize That Everywhere Else Feels Like This…
24. And Their Pizza Tastes Something Like Cat Puke On A Crust…
25. And All You Want To Do Is Go Back Home To Where It Smells Like Garbage And Hot Pee…
26. Because New York Might Never Change…
27. But It Will Always Be Home Sweet Home
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