1. Mendham is the Definition of a Bubble...
Source: SocialExplorer
2. ...A Very Well Educated Bubble.
Source: SocialExplorer
3. With Essentially No Crime.
Source: Trulia
4. And Very Little Poverty.
Source: SocialExplorer
5. But There Lives a Deep Seated Rivalry Between the Borough and the Township.
Source: Google Maps
Sorry for the boring map but we need to establish boundaries. It's like the boring Act 1 of Shakespear. And yes, I did equate my 'maplisticle' to Shakespear.
6. The $1,000,000 Homes Vs the $600,000 Homes.
Source: SocialExplorer
7. The $200k Incomes Vs the $100k Incomes.
Source: SocialExplorer
8. But Everyone Wants to Live in the Borough
Source: SocialExplorer
9. Because There's Better Cell Reception
Source: OpenSignal
10. Because the Township Doesn't Actually Have Anything Besides Woods and Houses
Source: Google Maps
11. For Example, There's Only One Place You Should Get Pizza, and it's in the Borough
Source: Google Maps
12. And There's Only One Place in the Entire World That You Should Get a Taylor Ham Egg and Cheese Salt Pepper Ketchup (#6), and it's the Borough
Source: Google Maps
13. And There's Only One Diner in NJ That's Worth Visiting, and, You Guessed it, it's in the Borough
Source: Google Maps
14. Because the Only Place You Can Actually Buy Anything Between Chester and Morristown is the Borough
Source: Place of Mine
15. But in the End, Mendham is the Star of New Jersey and We All Love It
Source: Town Maps USA