15 Maps Of Mendham They Never Showed You At WMMHS

1. Mendham is the Definition of a Bubble...

2. ...A Very Well Educated Bubble.

3. With Essentially No Crime.

4. And Very Little Poverty.

5. But There Lives a Deep Seated Rivalry Between the Borough and the Township.

Sorry for the boring map but we need to establish boundaries. It's like the boring Act 1 of  Shakespear. And yes, I did equate my 'maplisticle' to Shakespear.

6. The $1,000,000 Homes Vs the $600,000 Homes.

7. The $200k Incomes Vs the $100k Incomes.

8. But Everyone Wants to Live in the Borough

9. Because There's Better Cell Reception

10. Because the Township Doesn't Actually Have Anything Besides Woods and Houses

11. For Example, There's Only One Place You Should Get Pizza, and it's in the Borough

12. And There's Only One Place in the Entire World That You Should Get a Taylor Ham Egg and Cheese Salt Pepper Ketchup (#6), and it's the Borough

13. And There's Only One Diner in NJ That's Worth Visiting, and, You Guessed it, it's in the Borough

14. Because the Only Place You Can Actually Buy Anything Between Chester and Morristown is the Borough

15. But in the End, Mendham is the Star of New Jersey and We All Love It