This Is A Totally Accurate Description Of What Living In Delaware Is Like

1. When you tell people you’re from Delaware, this is how it usually goes…

2. ... Because you know they're picturing that scene from Wayne’s World.

3. But wait: Suppress your inner rage…

4. And remember all those taxes that they pay…

5. ...so the joke’s really on them.

6. Everyone knows summertime in Delaware means Dewey or Rehoboth…

7. And Dolle’s makes you feel like…

8. And those vinegar fries on the boardwalk are so bad—but so good.

9. Summertime also means it's time for the state fair...

10. ... and Kohr Bros ice cream that could cure even the worst mood...

11. ... and the best music festival since Woodstock.

12. But it also means humidity that's just like...

13. And you're screaming internally knowing there’s no flat iron in the world that can make a good hair day.

14. If you’re from Northern Delaware, you're pretty sure Slower Lower is basically this all the time…

15. …and probably some of this.

16. And if you’re from Slower Lower, you know everyone in Northern Delaware basically lives like this..

17. But you wouldn’t really know, because you drive through like this on your way to Philly or Jersey…

18. And you’re still not sure which city is worse…

19. …Because 7 percent sales tax on a drink?!

20. So you drive back home, knowing everyone is crazy jealous of your low digit plate…

21. To the state you know is First, for more than one reason.

22. So who cares what the haters say, because when you're in Delaware life is like...