1. There’s No Such Thing As A Long Distance Relationship In Delaware
In a state that’s 96 miles long and 39 miles wide at the widest, a Delawarean couple usually doesn’t have to deal with the troubles of a long distance relationship. It’s possible to get to your better half no matter where they are in the state in less than two hours.
2. You’ll Have Big Strong Delawarean Shoulders To Sit On At Firefly
The only thing that can make an awesome concert experience better is sitting a head above the rest of the crowd. If you’re dating a Delawarean, you’ll probably be able to convince them to hoist you up on their shoulders during your favorite set, or at least your favorite song.
3. Not To Brag… But Delawareans Have Smoking Hot Beach Bodies
With so much awesome shoreline, a Delawarean doesn’t have to think twice before heading to the beach as soon as summer hits. They make sure to stay looking hot year round, always ready to look great in their swimsuit.
4. Frozen Treats + Long Walks On The Beach = Perfect Date In Delaware
Another perk of having so much shoreline is the potential for the cliché “long-walks on the beach” date, which is actually pretty awesome when you’re with a Delawarean. They’ll know the perfect place to find the best frozen goodie around to accompany the sound of waves crashing and the sand between your toes.
5. Your Dreams Of A Romantic Tandem Bike Ride Will Come True With A Delawareans Co-Pilot
One of the most bike-friendly states in the country, a lot of Delawareans would prefer to be peddling on two wheels over riding on four. Not only does this keep Delawareans healthy and in great shape, they’ll also be down for that tandem bike date along the shore you’ve been dreaming about.
6. Your Delawarean Will Take You On A Craft Brew Date So Good You Could Drink Until They’re Cute (Fortunately You Won’t Have To, See No. 3)
The force behind the push towards craft brews, Delawareans have a past of always craving something better. Dogfish Head Brewery is the perfect example, as it filled the need of Delawareans not wanting to drink cheap beer anymore. The craft beer movement has since taken off nationwide, another example of how Delaware trends influence the rest of the nation.
7. And The Next Day Your Delawarean Lover Knows Just What You Need To Cure Your Hangover
Next time you find yourself aching from a night of drinking, you should wish you were dating a Delawarean. With an awesome Bloody Mary culture in the state, a Delawarean is sure to know the perfect place to put the “hair of the dog” theory into practice.
The Starboard Restaurant in Dewey Beach is one of the best places to cure almost any ailment on Sunday Funday.
8. Delawareans Aren’t Afraid To Chill And Take Things Slowly
The time Bob Marley spent working in Wilmington at a Chrysler plant must have rubbed off on the rest of Delaware, as it’s one of the most laid back states on the East Coast. While they’re close to bigger cities, there’s not the same stress present in the Diamond State, especially in the “slower lower” part of Delaware.
So, a Delawarean is always able to keep their cool on the romantic front, approaching relationships with the same relaxed attitude seen in the rest of their life.
9. If You Prefer To Take Things Fast However, A Delawarean Will Be More Than Happy To Oblige
Home to the Dover International Speedway, there’s nothing like heading to race day with over 100,000, often drunk, fans cheering on their favorite drivers. It’s one of the best parties in the state and your Delawarean sweetheart will be more than happy to show you the way.
10. No Taxes Means When The Time Comes, All The Money Goes Into The Ring And Not Uncle Sam’s Pocket
Home to no sales tax, presents are less expensive to buy in Delaware. You can bet your Delawarean sweetheart won’t be as hesitant before shelling out some cash for Christmas and anniversaries. But keep in mind, it’s never a good idea to brag to your fiancé about how cheap the ring you just bought her was.
11. Delawareans Are The Kind You Do Bring Home To Mother
In a state where so many people grew up going to private school, it’s a sure bet that a Delawarean knows a little about the fancy parts of life. They’ll know how to dress, how to be professional, and how to impress your parents when you bring them home for that dreaded first meet.
12. Delawareans Will Make You Scrapple So Good, You’ll Forget It’s…. Well… Scrapple
When it comes to food, Delaware has some of the best around. Not only are they able to pull crabs from the sea at will and grow the finest corn on the East Coast, they’re also the masterminds behind scrapple. I’d tell you what was in scrapple, but I want you to try it before you pass judgment. As any Delawarean will tell you, this pork dish is best when it’s topped with ketchup, mustard, or even syrup.
13. All Your Getaways Will Be Romantic And Luxe With A Delawarean
Most Delawareans don’t have to worry much about money. The Diamond State is one of the richest states in the country, meaning Delawarean couples have that much more cash to spend on vacations and quick romantic getaways.
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