This Is A Totally Accurate Description Of What Living In Colorado Is Like

1. When you tell people you live in Colorado, this is the first thing that comes into their minds

2. Or maybe it's something more like this

3. Or perhaps even this

4. Unless you live in the Springs, in which case they'll probably expect more of this

5. Or this

6. Chill, dude, you tell them, it's actually more like this

7. Living in Colorado you learn to be quite the beer snob

8. Also an you’re an expert skier

9. Of course you're into super-healthy living

10. Lots of fresh air and exercise

11. And the weather's always delightful

12. Especially in the summertime

13. When visitors come, you like to take them out to see the gorgeous scenery

14. It's so heartwarming to see how they react

15. Unless, like, you're living in Lamar or something

16. Show your guests what real Mexican food is supposed to taste like

17. Better warn them to be careful, though...it can be muy caliente!

18. Be sure to have them try the Rocky mountain oysters

19. If you ever have to leave the state

20. You might find it hard to breathe at a lower elevation

21. And you'll soon be climbing the walls to get outta the flatlands and back to your sweet mountain home