30 Problems Only People From Brooklyn Have

1. Finding Out "Girls" Is Filming On Your Street Tomorrow

Ditto for "Nurse Jackie." Seriously, does this show EVER stop filming?

2. The L Train. It LIES.

3. But When It Tells The Truth, It’s Even Worse

4. But Then You Find Out What’s Worse Than The Crappy Train Service

Losing the crappy train service all together. In the immortal words of Cinderella: You don’t know what you got, ‘til it’s gone.

5. The Floors Of Your Apartment Are As Paper-Thin As The Walls

What's that, a foghorn? No just the upstairs neighbor's phone trying to vibrate through the ceiling. #BrooklynProblems

— CarolHannahWhitfield (@HappilyEverCH) May 8, 2012

6. Being Surrounded By So Much Deliciousness Is Hard

So many good restaurants near me that I'm actually stressed about picking a place to eat. #brooklynproblems

— Megan Edmiston (@MegEdmiston) July 29, 2014

7. …Really, Really Hard

i am on a diet and a budget. oh look, a new gourmet grocery and cheese shop just opened around the corner. #brooklynproblems

— lucyswope (@lucyswope) June 15, 2013

8. At Least You're Not Afraid Of Car Accidents Anymore

Just witnessed an accident between a skateboarder and a bike. #brooklynproblems

— Hey Champ (@heychamp) May 11, 2014

But you know you will inevitably be flattened by a wheeler one of these days.

9. Your Landlord Finally Gets Around To Sprucing The Place Up A Little Bit...

At least they tried?

10. You’re Late For Work And Everyone In Front Of You In Line Orders A Slow Drip

Which is it should be renamed the “slow hell.”

11. Whatever Will You Do With All This Kale?

12. You Can Always Use It To Get Through The Lonely Nights

Lonely bed full of kale chip dust. #BrooklynProblems

— The Model Burnbook (@modelburnbook) November 6, 2012

13. Sometimes The Street Art Is So Sweet, It Can Give You A Toothache

Taylor Swift lyrics not pictured.

14. ... But Then Sometimes It Gets Way Too Deep

With all those words, you might as well just write a book.

15. ... And Sometimes You Can’t Tell Why They Even Bother

16. Your Out-Of-Town Friends Never Believe Your Stories

17. You’ve Got 99 Problems But A Book Deal Still Ain’t One

everyone I know is getting famous #brooklynproblems

— Shark? (@shrkquestionmrk) April 24, 2013

18. Your Neighbor Never Uses A Leash

19. When Getting Sick Is No Longer Fixed By Running To The Local Pharmacy

My neighborhood apothecary was closed! Now where am I supposed to get dried eucalyptus and peppermint for a sinus steam? #brooklynproblems

— Sara (@harveypenguin) August 1, 2011

20. There Are The “Passive-Aggressive” Neighbors...

21. ...The “Empty Threat” Neighbors...

22. ...And The “Holy Crap, You’re Dead” Neighbors

23. You’re Never Really Sure Whether You Should Be Celebrating Or Running

*hears a boom* Fireworks or gun? #brooklynproblems

— Jordyn Cohen ✨ (@jordynco) June 9, 2013

24. The Person You're Dating Is Always Just A Little Cooler Than You

One thing I avoided telling my boyfriend until dating for nearly four years: I'm not that familiar with Yo La Tengo #Brooklynproblems

— Meredith Clark (@MeredithLClark) January 21, 2012

And their jeans are always a little tighter. I’m looking at you, men.

25. You’ve Been Waiting For Lunch To Make A Come Back Since 2002

Couldn't find a place to eat lunch in Park Slope. Every place was serving brunch instead. #BrooklynProblems #firstworldproblems

— Meghan Prichard (@pricharm) January 7, 2012

It’s even worse than waiting for the L train.

26. This Town Isn’t Big Enough For Two Hairbands

The world wasn’t even big enough for one Axl Rose ego. Brooklyn doesn’t stand a chance.

27. When You Need To Reveal The Identity Of Your Baby Daddy

But you missed the DNA truck again.

28. Real Life Just Isn’t As Fun As Flea Markets

My job at this coffee shop is totally interfering with my desire to scope vintage frames at the flea market this weekend. #BrooklynProblems

— Anna Hendrick (@annahendrick) March 7, 2011

29. When The Produce Isn’t From Brooklyn

But the price tag sure is.

30. Diversity Makes The World Go ‘Round

All windows open; neighbor to the left is simmering tomato sauce. Neighbor to the right is smoking weed. I’m STARVING. #BrooklynProblems

— Amber Marlow (@theAmberShow) March 11, 2014

But it also leaves you starving. Feature Image Source: Girls Facebook