1. You’ll Be Introduced To Burritos That Will Ruin You For All Others
If there’s one thing your Burque sweetie will never waver on, it’s that Albuquerque has the best Mexican food anywhere. And they’ll share it all with you. Mary & Tito’s, Los Cuates, Frontier...they’ll all serve as the perfect backdrop to your spicy romance.
2. They’ll Teach You A Whole New Language
If you’re lucky enough to be dating a Burqueno, you’re going to have to learn some Spanglish. Luckily they’ll be more than happy to teach you so you can fit right in.
3. ABQ-ers Have The “Romantic Stroll” Thing Down To A Science
The best thing about dating a Burqueno is that they’ll show you all their favorite secret spots. Number one gem in the city? Definitely the Paseo del Bosque Trail. Bring your bike or some running shoes, and you’ll see how your Burque lover stays so hot—they can’t stay away from the gorgeous outdoors.
4. They’ll Show Their Love With Green Chiles
Here’s where you know it’s getting serious: if your Burque-of-interest treats you to some home cooking featuring red or green chiles, it means they really want you to stay around. And you’ll thank them when they start showing you around to the places (hint: El Patio or Barela’s).
5. You’ll Make The Kiss Cam At The Isotopes Game
By the time you’ve chowed down, knocked a few back and rooted for your new home team with your Burque sweetie until your throat’s hoarse, you’ll be wondering what all the major league hype is. Talk about the perfect ABQ date.
6. You’ll Love Going Loco For The Lobos With Them
The way Burquenos get out for the Lobos game is almost akin to their feeling about green chiles. Whether you’re cheering on the cherry red at University Stadium or The Pit (one of the most awesome spots to catch the NCAA in the country), there’s no better way to bond with your newfound love interest.
7. There’s No Such Thing As A Boring Date With An Albuquerquean
It’s one of the city’s most stunning sights and one that sets Albuquerque apart from the rest of the country. Your Burque boo won’t be able to wait to get you to the Balloon Fiesta! You’ll watch beautiful balloons of all shapes, sizes and characters rise up against the sky until the stars come out. And that’s when the romance ratchets into high gear.
8. You Can Cozy Up Under A Blanket When A Haboob Rolls Around
So you might not be prepared for this particular ABQ quirk, but when there’s a dust storm a-coming, you don’t need to worry if you’re dating a Burque. They’re used to them and know just how to take advantage. What could be better than setting in for a good cuddle with a thrilling haboob rolling over? It’s like a scene straight out of a movie.
9. When They Break Out The Sopapillas, You Know It’s Serious
Sopapillas with powdered sugar and sweet glaze drizzled all over it with chocolate translates roughly to this: “I want to grow old and binge-watch Netflix all the time with you and only you.”
10. They’ll Show You How To Get That Perfect Desert Tan
It’s always just shy of 100 degrees throughout the year in ABQ, and the most rain you get is less than two inches on average in August. The dry heat thing ain’t no joke.
But don’t fret—there’s no doubt your ABQ sweetie knows just how to keep from getting scorched, and even better, how to get beautifully bronzed. You’ll fit in in no time.
11. Everyone In ABQ Is Just A Little Bit Edgy
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Usually “Nice tattoo, what’s it mean?” is a pretty obvious pick-up line, but if you’re asking about a Zia tat, the Burqueno you just started chatting with won’t be able to resist dishing on the sweet ink. Sure, it’s probably the most recognizable symbol in New Mexico, but that doesn’t make it any less cool.
12. Folks In ABQ Love Dogs (And Anything Else That Isn’t Life-Threatening)
Between snakes, huge spiders and scorpions, there’s a whole menagerie of desert life to get used to in ABQ. But if your furry best friend can stand the heat, your Burqueno is gonna love them almost as much as they love you—because they finally get a break from the exotic beasts living right outside their door.
13. You Can Toast Your Anniversary With The Best Beer Around
Whether it’s a one-week, one-month or a whole year of getting to know your Burqueno partner, they’re going to have some very specific preferences for what to toast your anniversary with: It must be beer, and it must be local.
Lucky for you, you have almost too many options. But anything from Marble Brewery will do you right for the occasion.
14. You Can Get Some Couple Time With A Million-Dollar View
The best (and only) way into the magnificent Sandias is a gondola ride up the side of the peak, and your Burqueno is gonna be itching to show you why the mountain range is universally loved by everyone in town.
As you both watch the city recede away in your small gondola and the breathtaking mountains approach, you’ll never feel closer.
15. Not A Day Will Go By In Burque Where They Won’t Take Your Breath Away
Years from now, when you’re both going out for your umpteenth green chili burger and the sunset is making the Sandias pop purple, you’ll count your lucky stars that you stuck with your Burqueno. So find an excuse to make your way to the best city in New Mexico and let your heart guide the way.
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