5607 Dantonaire Pl, Saint Louis, MO 63128

Welcome to 5607 Dantonaire Place. This joint is cleaner than Keanu Reeves' criminal record. I'm actually almost convinced the lady who owns it scrubs it with a toothbrush in her spare time. When I first came over to take a look at it, I thought I was being pranked and that we were filming a clip for some documentary on extremely clean OCD people. I mean really the place looks like she staged it but really this is just how good at decorating and taking care of her house she is. It's beautifully updated throughout all the way down to the partially finished basement. The backyard is enormous too so if you're like me and you like warm days and people leaving you alone, you can just go stand out in the middle of it with a case of beverages and stare directly into the sun. (Consult with a doctor first.). Anyway, this place is truly lovely dude. Go see it. Right now. Ok? Pick up the phone already and call your agent. Not sure why you're still reading this. Go on now. Ok bye now.