1. Chill Out, Those Aren’t Gun Shots
They’re just the Seaworld fireworks. It’s all going to be okay.
2. Seasons Don’t Exist Here
You might say you’re the kind of person who “prefers having all four seasons.” Most of the people who live in
San Diego said that before, too. And then they came here and never left.
3. Yes, Most San Diegans Aren’t From Here
You can rest assured that you won’t be the only transplant here. In fact, you’ll have a much harder time finding someone who was actually born in San Diego.
The city is a melting pot and everyone who comes here just seems to fall in love.
4. Everyone Around You Will Lose Their Minds Over Rain
It doesn’t rain very much in San Diego, but when it does, there’s nowhere you can go that everyone isn’t talking about it.
For some, it sparks conversations on the whole drought situation which can get pretty fiery fast. And the others act like they’ll melt the second a drop falls from the sky. Yes, rain is a big deal here.
5. About That California Drought
It’s actually very real and very serious. Respect the rules of water usage and bring as much mindfulness to the table as possible.
Otherwise, not only are you contributing to the problem, but you will most likely be drought shamed. And yes, “drought shaming” is a thing.
6. There’s A Reason Why June Rhymes With Gloom
Most people assume that just because the weather rarely changes and rain is something people either pray for or fear, that San Diego must have 365 days of sunshine.
But that’s not exactly true. May and June are notorious for their gray skies, nicknamed the June Gloom.
7. San Diego Might Just Make You A Beach Bum
And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. It’s basically why this is a city full of people who visited once and never left.
8. But You Can’t Live Here On A Beach Bum Budget
Living in San Diego doesn’t come cheap. The cost of living here is more expensive than the national average, across the board. From groceries to rent, paradise doesn’t come cheap.
9. You’re Kind Of Mexican Now
Living so close to the Mexican border means you’re not only going to be visiting Mexico more (don’t worry, Tijuana isn’t as scary as it sounds), but you’re also living among a pretty diverse culture full of Mexican influence.
10. And That’s Why Tacos Are Life
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, tacos are the only food that truly matters out here. And really, who can argue?
11. No, Craft Beers Are Life
The only thing that can rival the San Diego obsession with tacos is the San Diego obsession with craft beer. The city has even been dubbed the Craft Beer Capital of the World.
So, if you love tacos and beer, welcome to heaven.
12. Comic Con Is Way Bigger Than You See On The Internet
You’ve probably seen a ton of pictures from the best costumed visitors of Comic Con and maybe read a handful of articles but really, Comic Con is much bigger than just an event. It takes over the entire city for the week leading up to and after it.
13. Adopt A Skin Regimen
Taking care of your skin is crucial here. Unless you’re a fan of age spots, premature wrinkles, and the occasional skin biopsy, of course. Moisturizing is your friend and SPF is your life preserver.
14. Dog Lovers Are In Good Company
San Diego is super pet-friendly, especially when it comes to dogs. They’re everywhere--running down the beaches, walking down the sidewalks, and even hanging out on some pet-friendly restaurant patios.
15. If You Don’t Surf Or Skate Or Do Yoga, They Kick You Out
Just kidding! You can do whatever you want here. But if you do surf, skate, or practice yoga, you’ll blend in better than a Smurf in a vat of blue Kool-Aid.
16. Speaking Of Surfing, Respect The Flags
Unless you’re looking to get 1.) slammed in the face with a surfboard and 2.) make enemies with the local surfers really fast, then pay attention to the flags and signs when you’re going in the ocean. They’re there for a reason.
17. And Learn How To Walk The Boardwalk Properly
There’s only one rule on the boardwalk: walk the way you drive. Unless you’re British, in which case, you should walk the way you should drive.
Stay to the right, don’t wander off into the middle or the left, keep moving, and if you have to stop, pull off to the side to keep out of the way. Sidenote: The rules don’t apply to Slo Mo. He can do what he wants, he’s a San Diego treasure.
18. It’s Always A Birthday Party At Black’s Beach
Full of birthday suits, that is. It’s the largest nude beach in the U.S. and is probably much different than you might expect. But nudity is optional. Feel free to visit clothed, because the beach can’t be missed.
19. Pay Attention To The Parking Signs
Otherwise, you’ll end up with a stack of parking tickets before you’ve even changed your plates over.
20. A Car Is Still Kind Of Necessary
The trolley isn’t great. You can bike if you really want to. But a car is still the best way to get around if you need to get outside of your immediate area, unfortunately.
21. The Seals Got First Dibs At La Jolla
Not you. Sorry.
22. Welcome To Paradise
You might as well just write the expense of that round trip ticket off as a loss now. Once you’re in San Diego, chances are you’re here to stay.
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