1. Pittsburghers Are The Definition of Loyal
Pittsburghers are all about loyalty to their favorite teams, from the Steelers to the Penguins. Winning or losing, people in this city stand by ‘em, and they’ll stick with you too, through thick and thin.
2. They’ll Help You Get Fit With Romantic Strolls Around The City
Who needs the gym when you have these steps? The city of Pittsburgh has more than 700 sets of publically-accessible steps, which can equal a lot of exercise on a normal city stroll. So multitask and turn a stroll with your Pittsburgh sweetie into a workout.
3. Pittsburghers Aren’t Afraid To Admit Their Fears
The Pittsburgh Tunnel Monster is very real, and it’s something locals fear—if only because it can mean long traffic delays. The idea is that the monster will grab your car if you travel too fast through the tunnel, which is at least one explanation for why people slow down before entering tunnels in the city. But hey, you never know. Better hold on to your Pittsburgher tight.
4. Pittsburghers Will Make You Truly Magnificent Sandwiches
Or they’ll buy you one, anyway. Chances are they grew up eating creations from the Primanti Brothers, so you’re guaranteed fries and coleslaw on top of some roast beef or turkey, so they understand that a real sandwich isn’t just about bread and meat.
5. Pittsburghers Learned How To Be Nice From The Man Himself
Fred Rogers was born near Pittsburgh, and the iconic Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood was filmed in the city. While a Pittsburger won’t necessarily ask, “Won’t you be my neighbor?” they grew up with the friendly show in their backyard, that taught them all they need to know about making friends and living life.
6. You’ll Always Have An Excuse To Get Out On The Water
Whether you’re into kayaking, paddle boarding or jet skiing, Pittsburgh’s three rivers will give you plenty of opportunity to have a water-filled date.
7. You’ll Always Have A Delicious Cup Of Joe
Pittsburgh’s been on a coffee roll as of late, with roasters sprouting up like weeds all over the city, like Constellation Coffee and the Carnegie Coffee Company. By now locals know more than a thing or two about what makes the best brew, and they’ll share all the secrets with you.
8. The Two Of You Will Dominate Trivia Nights
In 2013 Pittsburgh was ranked first on a list of Smartest Cities in America, thanks to the city’s education level and number of colleges, universities and libraries. So you’re pretty much guaranteed to be dating a smartypants in this town.
9. They Know Just Where To Take You For The Most Thrilling Dates
Kennywood’s old fashioned wooden roller coasters have been making locals roar for years – but whether it’s from the thrill of the ride or the thrill that the ride might fall apart, it’s hard to say.
10. They’ll Always Say You Look Amazing In Black… And Gold
Stuck with a monochromatic wardrobe? That’s OK here. Not only are black and gold the colors of three Pittsburgh sports team, they’re the official city colors. So your Pittsburgher will never complain if you wear the same black and gold outfit all the time.
11. They’re Not Afraid To Leave A Chair Out For You
Pittsburgers who don’t want to risk losing a prime parking spot usually throw a lawn chair in it until they get back. Sure, it’s of questionable legality, but that doesn’t really matter when the snow’s piling high. Your Pittsburgh beau will be more than happy to save your prime spot, and save you the headache.
12. Pittsburghers Are Tough As Steel
Residents of this steel city are just as tough and resilient as that product for which Pittsburgh is famous. If they fall down, they get back up… and they’ll help you do the same.
13. But You Can Still Cozy Up Together At The Drive-Thru
Admit it: You’ve always wanted to see a movie in the privacy of your car. Drive-in movie theaters are hard to find these days, but there are several within driving distance from Pittsburgh, including Twin Hi-Way Drive In and Riverside Drive In Theatre.
14. They Just Might Be The Next Great Culinary Genius
From chipped ham to Heinz ketchup, Pittsburghers have invented plenty of tasty food. And we can’t forget the Klondike bar–it was originally invented in Ohio, but Isaly’s certainly made it famous in Pittsburgh.
15. They’ll Teach You Their...Unique Language
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Yinz? Yunz? Flahrs? Once you’ve mastered these–and a few more choice words–you’ll be able to speak Pittsburghese along with them best of ‘em.
Did we miss anything? Tell us the best thing about dating someone from Pittsburgh in the comments below!
