Do you risk life and limb every time you board the CTA red line to downtown? Have you ever parked your car on the street and lost it the next morning under a pile of snow? Ah, the Chicago life.
Are you a camp-counselor, folk-music, hippie, literary snob who loves Shakespeare and hitting the slopes? When you see a New York license plate do you cringe? But then secretly leaf peep anyway? You’re probably from the Berkshires.
Change out of your spiffy government duds and head over to East Lansing (not to be confused with Lansing) to watch your beloved Spartans in action. Just avoid the protest on the Capitol lawn on your way out.