If you’re going to live in Oregon, the first thing to know is that you don’t live in Oregon, you experience Oregon.
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1. Life Is Sweet In The Beaver State
2. This Is Your Face When You See A Dutch Bros. Coming Up On The Side Of The Road
3. And How You Feel When You Discover The Produce Is Fresh, Local, And Organic
4. Nothing Beats Kicking Back While An Attendant Pumps Your Gas
5. Not That You Actually Ever Drive Anywhere
6. You Have A Weirdo Cousin From Portland…
7. And Conservative Cousin From Klamath Falls—They Don't Get Along
8. You've Reached The Point Where Public Nudity Doesn't Even Faze You Anymore
9. This Is How You Feel The Hundredth Time Someone Asks You, "Is Oregon Really Like 'Portlandia'?"
10. Your Weekends Are All About Drinking The Local Craft Beer...
Ugh, get that mainstream swill outta here.11. That You Buy With All The Sales Tax You Didn't Have To Pay…
12. And The Bottles And Cans You Religiously Recycled
13. Followed By A Show From A Local Band—Extra Points If No One Outside Oregon Has Ever Heard Of Them
14. This Is You When You Overhear Your Friends Talking About Going Hiking
15. Because, Let's Face It, You Pretty Much Live In These
16. And Who Knows—Maybe You'll Even Spot Bigfoot?
17. Rain… So. Much. Rain.
18. But When The Sun Comes Out, You Head To The Coast (Not The Beach)
19. The Worst Thing Ever Is When You Hear Your New Neighbors Are From Another State
20. Unless That State Is California—Because That's Even Worse
21. In Fact, You're Still A Little Annoyed Stephen Colbert Called Oregon "California's Canada"
Seriously though, how dare he?22. Your Morning Ritual Includes An Impressive Amount Of Facial Hair Grooming
23. But It Takes Work To Look This Good
24. And By The Way, It’s ORE-GON Not OR-E-GONE
25. But Even Though Your State May Be Full Of Weirdos
26. You Can't Imagine Living Anywhere Else
Do you know any cats that really get life in Oregon? Post them in the comments below!
