1. Hang On Sloopy
What it means everywhere else: An old rock and roll song by a band you couldn’t name if you tried.
What it means in Ohio: The song you’ve seen even your tipsy Grandma belt out at an Ohio State Buckeyes game.
2. Tailgating
What it means everywhere else: When you gather before watching sports to eat lots of food and drink copious amounts in a parking lot.
What it means in Ohio: A sport in and of itself.
3. Buckeye
What it means everywhere else: A large poisonous nut that comes from a Buckeye tree.
What it means in Ohio: A delicious peanut butter and chocolate treat and/or one of the best football players in the entire world.
4. Spelling Bee
What it means everywhere else: A spelling competition where children compete to see who can spell the most difficult words.
What it means in Ohio: When you shout, “O-H” in a crowded place, and everyone within earshot responds, “I-O!”
5. Michigan
What it means everywhere else: A Midwestern state.
What it means in Ohio: Basically your mortal enemy.
6. Deer Season
What it means everywhere else: The time of year when hunters thin out the herd of deer so overpopulation doesn’t occur.
What it means in Ohio: The time of year when you get random days off school.
7. Deers
What it means everywhere else: Not an actual word.
What it means in Ohio: The only acceptable plural form of “deer.”
8. Election
What it means everywhere else: A democratic process where voters decide who will serve in public office.
What it means in Ohio: Six months of collect calls, increasingly ridiculous political ads, and presidential hopefuls visiting every tiny town in the state.
9. Ice Cream
What it means everywhere else: A delicious frozen treat that’s best eaten on a hot summer day.
What it means in Ohio: The one and only ice cream is Graeter’s. Graeter’s forever.
10. Barrels
What it means everywhere else: Wooden casks used to ferment wine or store large amounts of liquid.
What it means in Ohio: Those orange plastic things that are all over every road.
11. Miami
What it means everywhere else: A popular vacation spot in the state of Florida.
What it means in Ohio: The university you and all of your Ohio friends applied to in Oxford, Ohio along with OU and OSU.
12. Corn
What it means everywhere else: A North American plant that’s best served on the cob with a little butter and salt.
What it means in Ohio: That stuff that is ever present by the side of any two-lane highway you’re driving on.
13. Mountains
What it means everywhere else: A super elevated stretch of land that comes to a peak at the top.
What it means in Ohio: The Appalachian Mountains, AKA what everyone else in the world thinks of as some nice rolling hills.
14. Marching Band
What it means everywhere else: A bunch of confused high school kids who can kind of play the expensive instruments their parents hesitantly bought.
What it means in Ohio: The Ohio State marching band that totally transcends marching band status and becomes a kind of choreographed musical act performance art piece.
15. Chili
What it means everywhere else: A spicy winter dish made from ground beef, peppers, beans, and sometimes everything but the kitchen sinks.
What it means in Ohio: A far superior spaghetti sauce.
16. Astronaut
What it means everywhere else: A person who flies into space, AKA what everyone wants to be when they grow up.
What it means in Ohio: Someone you run into at the grocery store or a future local politician.
17. Dublin
What it means everywhere else: The capital of Ireland.
What it means in Ohio: A ritzy suburb of Columbus, Ohio where even the corn is fancy.
18. Family
What it means everywhere else: You, your parents, any siblings, and maybe grandparents.
What it means in Ohio: Your immediate family, plus your fifty-three cousins who all live within a twenty-mile radius of you.
19. Vacation
What it means everywhere else: Time off work or school where you go somewhere different, like a beach, to relax.
What it means in Ohio: When you go to King’s Island or Cedar Point to scare yourself silly on a massive roller coaster.
20. Traffic Jam
What it means everywhere else: When traffic gets backed up because of an accident or just too many cars on the road at once.
What it means in Ohio: When you get stuck behind a horse and buggy while driving through Amish country.
21. Athens
What it means everywhere else: The historic city and capital of Greece.
What it means in Ohio: The tiny city in Ohio that’s totally dead the second Ohio University students are on break.
22. Please
What it means everywhere else: Used to make a polite request. As in: “Could you pass the bread, please?”
What it means in Ohio: “Excuse me.”
23. Dave Chappelle
What it means everywhere else: An American comedian known for The Chappelle Show.
What it means in Ohio: That guy you see going out to get his mail sometimes.
What other words mean something completely different in Ohio? Tell us in the comments below!