1. Minnesotans Basically Invented Nice
Minnesota Nice isn’t just something funny to say. They really are that nice. That doesn’t mean that they don’t get mad at anything. But if you compare their attitudes on their worst days to the attitude of a New Yorker on their best day, you’ll never question the Minnesota Nice label again.
2. Minnesota Romeos and Juliets Know That Nothing Beats Romantic Days Out On The Lake
Minnesota might be known for having 10,000 lakes, but that’s only because they’re too nice to brag. They really have over 11,000 lakes and more shoreline than California, Hawaii and Florida combined.
3. You’ll Wake Up Together With Al’s Breakfast
You might know some of the more popular things that Minneapolis has given the world. But if you’re not from Minnesota, you probably haven’t heard of Al’s Breakfast, which is easily the best place for breakfast, brunch, and all things waffle on the entire face of the planet. Yes, the planet.
4. A Minnesotan Will Never Leave A Man Behind
Or a dog. Or you. Loyalty runs deep in Minnesotan blood.
5. A Minnesota Sweetheart Will Woo You With Bob Dylan
Dust off the record player, sit in front of the fire, a listen as Minnesota boy Bob Dylan sings “Stay, lady, stay, stay with your man awhile. Until the break of day, let me see you make him smile. His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean. And you’re the best thing that he’s ever seen.”
6. And Get Sex-ay With You To Prince
Let’s get real. A little wine and a lot of the artist formerly and presently known as Prince (another product of Minneapolis) and you would have to be made of stone to not get in the mood.
7. They’ll Keep You Going At The MN State Fair
It’s 12 days long and filled with more deep fried food than you can possibly ever imagine. You need all the help you can get to make it a successful run, because you’ll never forgive yourself if you miss out on the butter sculptures.
8. When You Bust Your Rear On The Slopes, A Minnesotan Will Pick You Back Up
Is there any better place to enjoy the snow than Minnesota? Opinions may vary, of course, but a picture is worth a thousand words. You’ll have someone to take you sledding, skiing, cross-country skiing, tubing, ice skating, ice fishing, and more. Oh, and there will always be someone to help you dig out your truck.
9. A Minnesotan's Love Is Nothing But Sweet
Maybe the reason that Minnesotans are so nice is because their blood type is Type O Sugar. Just the ice cream alone will sweeten up your life. There’s Sebastian Joe’s, Izzy’s, Pumphouse Creamery, Grand Ole Creamery, Crema Café…all from the Gopher State. Minnesota is also responsible for General Mills, which means you’re welcome for Count Chocula and the like. And let’s not forget Pillsbury, without which the world would not have Funfetti cupcakes or happiness.
10. You’ll Finally Find Someone Who Shares Your Affinity For Tater Tots
If you haven’t already found someone who loves tater tots, no wonder you haven’t found the right person. But you won’t have that problem in Minnesota. In fact, there might be a hot dish at the table on your first date.
11. They’ll Teach You The Real Way To Play Your Childhood Games
If you’ve made it to adulthood thinking that game from your childhood is called Duck Duck Goose, then I’m sorry to break it to you, Neo, but you’ve been living in the Matrix all along. Duck Duck Grey Duck is the only real way to play the game. But don’t worry, your special someone will fill you in on all the details.
12. A Minnesotan Will Make You Believe In Miracles
Minnesotans helped rewrite hockey history and also restored faith in miracles around the country when the USA Olympic Team upset the Soviet Union during the heart of the Cold War. So when things are feeling low and bleak, you’ll always have a partner who will remind you to stay positive because miracles are always right around the corner.
13. Minnesotan Movie Marathon Nights Are Always Epic
Start the night off together with a little Raising Arizona and Fargo. Then, step it up with a little O, Brother, Where Art Thou? And round it off with the grand finale of The Big Lebowski. Don’t forget to give thanks to Minnesota boys, the Coen Brothers, for so much cinematic awesome.
14. Minnesotans Know How To Start The Weekend Right: With The Perfect Bloody Mary
Blood Marys are a staple in Minnesota, which is why so many people here know how to make them without consulting a recipe. Oh, and for some reason they’re served with a small glass of beer here, called a snit. Not that anyone is complaining.
15. You’ll Fall In Love With Your Minnesotan Along With The View
With so much fun to be had in Minnesota nature, it’s hard to want to stay indoors. And now with someone by your side to keep you company, you never need to. Also, bonus points for the awesome romantic, couple-y photo opportunities.
16. Minnesotans Will Happily Go Apple Picking, AKA The Ideal Date Activity
And yet another gem Minnesota gives the world? Honeycrisp apples. They’re so good, your man won’t even complain when you wake up early on a Sunday morning to go apple picking. Just offer to make them a fresh-baked pie and you’ll have all the help you can ask for.
17. They Do Everything Big
Everything is bigger in Texas? Please. Try Minnesota on for size. Like, XXXL size. Minnesotans know how to take “go big or go home” to the extreme, which makes dull moments a rarity.
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