1. It's Spelled M-I-L-P-I-T-A-S
Not Milipitas, Milpides, nor Mil-P-Dez. Has the pronunciation got your tongue tied' You can thank the Aztecs for that since they named the city after their cornfields.
2. Milpitas Is Self-Centered' In A Good Way
As the central point of the major North/South and East/West highways, Milpitians enjoy being in close proximity to all things Bay Area. And boy, do they take advantage of it!
3. We Have Perfected The Boba Drink
Real boba milk tea uses real tea (surprise) instead of powdered sugar, and the Ten Ren Tea Co. of Milpitas has the best tea around. Not sure what to order' Try their Passion Fruit Pearl Milk Green Tea.
4. Milpitians Know How To Pop It
Kettlepop's flavored popcorn is so good, moviegoers actually complain about its tastiness distracting them from paying any attention to the flick.
5. And Drop It'
'Like it's hot. Maybe it's something in the water, but people from this city love to dance. Don't believe us' Stop by The Jensen School for the Performing Arts for proof.
6. We Take The Saying 'Man's Best Friend' To A Whole Other Level
Yep, we like to spoil our K-9's. Especially at the You Luckie Dog! Doggie Daycare Resort & Spa. Can you say 'opulence' in dog-speak.
7. Hidden Lake Park Is Milpitas's Best Kept Secret
Source: City of Milpitas Government Website
But I'll let you in on this little secret: J 37°26'25.0"N by 121°54'20.8"W
8. Our Mall Is Ridiculously Huge
At 1.4 million square feet, the Great Mall is the largest mall in Northern California. Dig into its past a bit and you'll be surprised to learn that the mall originally served as a Ford assembly plant.
9. Milpitians Are Actually Kryptonians In Disguise
Or at least we like to think we are. Feed your superhero obsession at the Black Cat Comics store. Bonus points if you can get in and out in less than 30 min.
10. We Know How To Roll In Style
With a perfect 5-star review on Yelp, Auto Innovations cuts no corners in their service. Stop by and give your chariot a new set of much-needed treads.
11. And Our Cops Are Well Aware Of That
Everyone driving in and out of the South Bay has to pass through Milpitas. So if you're planning on re-enacting a Fast and Furious scene, don't do it here.
12. Milpitas The Coolest Backyard Ever
Milpitians know that they are lucky to have the Ed Levin County Park within walking distance of the city. We're luckier still that there's just so much to do there: hiking, biking, horseback riding, picnicking, golfing, hang gliding...
13. But Don't Bring Your Fishing Pole Along
Industry and economy has its price. What little natural wildlife left in our creeks is now protected by law. Those brave enough to break the rules may find themselves coming down with a case of mercury poisoning.
14. Milpitians Bleed Silicon
Silicon Valley bigwigs like Cisco and SanDisk call Milpitas home. So if you're a tech junkie, you'll be in good company (literally, perhaps')
15. Our Hills Are Actually Take-Off Sites
Flying has never been so much fun. Just ask members of the Wings of Rogallo Club, who like to frequent the launch site with gliders and parachutes.
16. We Know How To Fill An Empty Stomach
Many have attempted to eat the buffet-style Hot Pot City restaurant out of business. None have succeeded.
17. Our Foot Massages Are Actually Fully Body Massages
You know you're at a good foot massage parlor when the rate is only $20/hr and none of the masseurs speak English. We've got plenty of choices here in Milpitas, but if you want our opinion, try the Beautiful Foot Trace on Barber Lane.
18. Gravity Has No Grounds Here
Hop on over to the Great Jump indoor arena for some vertical action. The best thing about this place' It's got A/C!
19. Milpitians Are All Smiles
The secret behind this anomaly' Skye Cosmetic Dental Center, where you can watch TV, blast music through your headphones, rest on heated neck pillows, and get a back massage during the operation. That's... five birds, one stone.
20. Summertime Brings Us Some 'Interesting' Smells
Thanks to neighboring San Jose's landfill and water pollution plant, some Milpitians experience an special olfactory treat from time to time. Fear not though, I'm sure something is going to be done about it soon, right, San Jose' Cough, cough.
21. We Love Ourselves Some Fishies
Spend a bit of time in the city, and you'll quickly learn two things. We adore keeping fish as pets, as a visit to the Neptune Aquarium will quickly prove. We also happen to enjoy eating them on the occasion (the staff at Darda Seafood Restaurant will happily testify).
22. But Crustaceans Finish At A Close Second
Everyday is a bad day to be a crab in the Bay Area. But one day stands above the rest. The Milpitas Annual Crab Feed. [Insert scary music here]
23. Milpitians Sleep Soundly
When the city has a total crime rate that is 35% under the national average, who can blame them' Most people don't even bother locking their doors.
24. And They're Fiends At Playing Pool
Edgie's Billiards is THE place to go for good ole' family fun. If you do end up visiting, be sure to give the jukebox some love.
25. We Hit The Books, And The Books Hit Back
The Milpitas Library, an academic haven where students come to study and chew gum. They also offer a bunch of great programs, such as 'Reading Buddies' where you get to curl up with a furry canine friend and a good book.
26. Milpitians Love Themselves A Boomstick
Prepare for the impending zombie apocalypse at the Target Masters West shooting range, where you can throw lead down-range without worrying about having your brains munched on.
27. And Quilting And Sewing And Pretty Much Anything That Uses A Needle And Thread
Think we're deadly with a firearm? Well then you obviously haven't seen us with a needle. Enter the Intrepid Thread, a local favorite where Milpitians go to purchase fabric for all of their crafting needs.
