1. If You’re Looking For Passion, You Won’t Find Anyone Better Than A Browns Fan
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Whose the most passionate person on the face of the planet? Easy answer. A Browns fan.
Nothing brings more passion out of a Clevelander than sharing another season of edge-of-your-seat games with the one they love. Plus, the tailgating parties are legendary.
2. With A Cleveland Lover, You’ll Finally Get The Point Of Sweetest Day
It’s kind of amazing that more places in the country don’t celebrate love with chocolate, flowers, and really romantic dates
twice a year like Cleveland does. Just goes to show how romantic people from this city really are.
Of course, your Cleveland sweetheart will make it feel like
every day is Sweetest Day.
3. At Least One Of Your Dates With A Clevelander Is Guaranteed To Rock
Your Cleveland sweetheart knows everything about what makes their city great, and one of those things is definitely rock ’n’ roll. The ever-growing museum devoted to the best musical style ever created is a great date destination for the two of you.
4. Your Clevelander Will Show Their Love By Surprising You With A Polish Boy
It won’t be long into your relationship with your Cleveland hottie before they treat you to a Polish Boy, the official sandwich of the city, but when you taste it for the first time, don’t blame us if the “L-word” comes blurting out.
And whether that word is “love” or “lots more hot sauce,” your Clevelander will be happy, or even happy to oblige.
5. Clevelanders Are So Nice, They’ll Even Forgive You If You Don’t Call It The Jake
Want to find out just how patient your Clevelander can be? Keep calling the Indians stadium “The Prog” or “Progressive Field.” Sure, this isn’t going to make any Clevelander blow up, but it’s just good to know that you’re more important to them than some silly field.
But if you really want them to stick around, you may as well start calling it “The Jake.”
6. With A Cleveland Sweetheart, Valentine’s Day = A Box Of Malley’s. Lucky You!
Your Cleveland lover will make your heart melt softer than a box of Malley’s chocolates when they give you, well, a box of Malley’s chocolates.
These Cleveland sweets are the perfect Sweetest Day gift, or a great place to stop in and share a sundae or delicious milkshake. See? We haven’t been calling them your Cleveland
sweetheart for nothing!
7. St. Patrick’s Day Has Never Been Better Than With A Clevelander By Your Side
Your Cleveland lover is used to pulling out all the stops to have a good time. Where other people are content to wear green underwear to ward off a pinch, your Clevelander won’t be satisfied until you’ve had all the green beer and gone to the massive St. Patrick’s Day parade that happens every year.
And they’ll look even cuter in their dorky oversized leprechaun hat. Pot of gold? More like,
hot of gold. Am I right?
8. A Cleveland Lover Will Brave The Gruff Staff At Slyman’s, Just To Get You Their Mouth-Watering Corned Beef
Don’t worry, your Cleveland lover will be nothing like the staff at Slyman’s, mainly because they’re not as monumentally busy. You’ll learn in time how to take all their, uh, efficient language, in stride, but until then, just rely on your Cleveland honey to get you that corned beef you don’t even know you’re craving yet.
9. They’re Always Ready For A Romantic Weekend On Kelley’s Island
When you two want to get away from it all, you’re only an hour away from a relaxing island paradise where you can just enjoy your each other’s company. Nothing beats a B&B Kelley’s Island with your Cleveland sweetie—except maybe if they have a seasonal cottage where you two can hole up for a bit of rest and romance.
10. There Is No One More Loyal Or Forgiving Than A Clevelander
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If your Clevelander is a Cavs fan (and who isn’t?), rest assured, they’re going to stick around. Just remember the tale of LeBron James abandonment and eventual return, and you’ll see just how a big and
forgiving a heart your Clevelander has.
11. A Clevelander Won’t Just Love You More Than Christmas Ale, They’ll Treat You To It
If your Clevelander ever,
ever, shows up with a case of Christmas Ale, Cleveland-based brewery Great Lakes Brewing Co.’s flagship tastybrew, and that same case is for you, you better put a ring on it fast!
12. A Clevelander Knows Just How To Take Your Relationship To New Heights
Are you ready for your Clevelander to really thrill you? Nothing will make your adrenaline pump quite like having your Cleveland honey by your side right before you fly down the best roller coaster in Cedar Point.
13. With A Clevelander You Get To Celebrate Two Christmases Every Year
If you love the Christmas season, dating a Clevelander is just good sense, because that means you get 200 percent more Christmas every year.
14. Only A Clevelander Can Make You The Best Breakfast In Bed With Food From West Side Market
Does anything taste sweeter than breakfast delivered by your Cleveland lover? Yes, one thing: Breakfast made with food from West Side Market.
15. You’ll Finally Have A Partner Who Loves Cleveland As Much As You Do
Clevelanders are loyal, they see the good in everything, and they are always looking to the future with optimism and hope. And Clevelanders feel the same way about their city, and even more-so about the ones they love. When you put it like that, who wouldn't want to date a Clevelander?
Did we miss anything? Tell us the best thing about dating someone from Cleveland in the comments below!
