{"id":42149,"date":"2015-07-07T17:28:59","date_gmt":"2015-07-08T00:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/?p=42149"},"modified":"2015-07-07T17:28:59","modified_gmt":"2015-07-08T00:28:59","slug":"things-no-one-in-new-jersey-has-time-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/things-no-one-in-new-jersey-has-time-for\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Things No One In New Jersey Has Time For"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>1. Oh, You\u2019re From New York? Then New Jersey Has No Time For You<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-1.gif\" alt=\"um no\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Tumblr<\/div>\n<p>New Yorkers have a reputation for thinking they\u2019re better than New Jerseyans. Sorry, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/nj\/\">New York<\/a>. It\u2019s just not true.<\/p>\n<h2>2. Jersey Has No Time For NY Pizza, Either<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-2.jpg\" alt=\"Jersey pizza\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr user mriggen<\/div>\n<p>New York gets all the credit for having the best pizza, even though New Jersey has waaaaaay better pizza than New York. Hands down. No doubt.<\/p>\n<h2>3. News Flash: New Jerseyans Don\u2019t Want To Talk About Chris Christie<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-3.gif\" alt=\"Chris Christie\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: mediagiphy.com<\/div>\n<p>Whether you love him or you hate him, everyone\u2019s tired of talking about him.<\/p>\n<h2>4. Devils Fans Have No Time For The Flyers Fans, And Vice Versa<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-4.jpg\" alt=\"Flyers\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr user Doug Kerr<\/div>\n<p>Jersey Devils fans have a really hard time understanding why anyone would root for a non-Jersey hockey team, like the Flyers, if you could just route for the Devils. It\u2019s a good question&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2>5. Whether You Root For The Eagles or The Giants, You Won\u2019t Have Time For One Another<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-5.jpg\" alt=\"Jersey\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr user Ted Kerwin<\/div>\n<p>Enough of the Jersey population lives close enough to Pennsylvania or New York that they end up being die hard fans for the football teams of New York and Philadelphia. But regardless of who you root for, you have little to no time for fans that root against your team.<\/p>\n<h2>6. No One Has Time For People Who Don\u2019t Have EZPass<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-6.jpg\" alt=\"Jersey EZPass\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr user MPD<\/div>\n<p>Why, and I mean why, would you live in Jersey and not have an EZPass? Are you just trying to make your life harder for yourself?<\/p>\n<h2>7. And No One Has Time To Pump Their Own Gas<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-7.jpg\" alt=\"Pumping gas\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr user versageek<\/div>\n<p>It\u2019s so much faster this way&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2>8. It\u2019s Not Really Breakfast Without Taylor Ham<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-8.jpg\" alt=\"Taylor ham sandwich\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr user istolethetv<\/div>\n<p>If you don\u2019t put Taylor Ham on a New Jerseyan\u2019s breakfast, they probably won\u2019t make time to have breakfast with you again.<\/p>\n<h2>9. Don\u2019t Bring Up Snooki: New Jerseyans Won\u2019t Give You The Time Of Day<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-9.gif\" alt=\"Snooki\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Tumblr<\/div>\n<p>Snooki does not represent Jersey. She\u2019s not even from here.<\/p>\n<h2>10. And New Jerseyans Have No Time For People Who Don\u2019t Appreciate Going Down The Shore<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-10.jpg\" alt=\"Jersey Shore\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr user Jacqueline Ganes<\/div>\n<p>The Jersey Shore (NOT the TV show but the actual Jersey Shore) is one of the most beautiful places in America. If all you have to say when talking about going down the shore is some joke about Snooki, then New Jerseyans will have zero time for you.<\/p>\n<h2>11. Guidos, AKA Staten Islanders<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-11.gif\" alt=\"Guidos\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: perezhilton.com<\/div>\n<p>Everyone needs to know that the \u201cguido\u201d stereotype, which always gets appropriated to Jersey (Thanks Pauly D), is actually a Staten Island stereotype. NOT Jersey.<\/p>\n<h2>12. New Jerseyans Have No Time For Jokes About Meatheads<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-12.jpg\" alt=\"Meatheads\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Facebook user Princeton University<\/div>\n<p>Newsflash, people: Jersey if filled with smart, educated, talented people. We have the most engineers, we\u2019re home to schools like Princeton, and we have some of the best high schools in the country. Get your facts straight.<\/p>\n<h2>13. Jersey Has No Time For Questions About The Mob<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-13.gif\" alt=\"The Sopranos\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: BuzzFeed<\/div>\n<p>Yes, \u201cThe Sopranos\u201d was filmed here. No, we\u2019re not all in the mob. Though we do like ourselves some homemade Italian cooking&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2>14. New Jerseyans Have No Time For Bennies<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-14.jpg\" alt=\"Bennies\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr user Jackie<\/div>\n<p>New Yorkers who populate Jersey beaches in the summer = horrible.<\/p>\n<h2>15. And Definitely No Time For Shoebies<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-15.jpg\" alt=\"Shoebies\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr user Kate Renkes<\/div>\n<p>Philadelphians who populate Jersey beaches in the summer = worse than horrible.<\/p>\n<h2>16. If You Say \u201cJoisey\u201d, No One Will Ever Talk To You Again<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-16.gif\" alt=\"Joisey\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Giphy<\/div>\n<p>No one, and I repeat no one, in Jersey calls it \u201cNew Joisey\u201d. If you pronounce it like this, you are dead to a New Jerseyan.<\/p>\n<h2>17. Jersey has No Time For Mediocre Diners<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-17.jpg\" alt=\"New Jersey Diner Breakfast\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr user Jazz Guy<\/div>\n<p>New Jersey has the best diners in the entire United States. So, naturally, New Jerseyans have no time for anything less than perfection when it comes to diners.<\/p>\n<h2>18. Reminding People That Jersey Is Called The Garden State For A Reason<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-18.jpg\" alt=\"New Jersey Garden\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr user jerseyshowaa<\/div>\n<p>People who say that Jersey is the armpit of America must\u2019ve forgotten that this state is called the Garden State for a reason. With so many gardens and farmland, it\u2019s pretty ridiculous that anyone could think it\u2019s anything less than stunning.<\/p>\n<h2>19. New Jersey Has Zero Time For Springsteen Haters<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-19.gif\" alt=\"Bruce Springsteen GIF\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Blogspot<\/div>\n<p>Bruce Springsteen = incredible. You don\u2019t hate on Springsteen. All Jerseyans could sing you \u201cJersey Girl\u201d start to finish if you asked them.<\/p>\n<h2>20. New Jerseyans Have Very Little Time For Atlantic City Bachelorette Parties<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-20.jpg\" alt=\"New Jersey Bachelorette Party\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Facebook use Buddakan<\/div>\n<p>Don\u2019t get me wrong\u2014Jerseyans love Atlantic City. Just not the out-of-state bachelorettes who frequent the area and act like they own the place.<\/p>\n<h2>21. Jersey Has No Time For People Who Don\u2019t Believe In The Jersey Devil<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-21.gif\" alt=\"Scared GIF\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Giphy<\/div>\n<p>If you don\u2019t believe in a good old fashioned cryptid story, you\u2019re just not going to fit in.<\/p>\n<h2>22. If You Don\u2019t Know What Jughandle Is, Then Don\u2019t Drive Here<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-22.jpg\" alt=\"New Jersey Jughandle\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Wikimedia user dugh4872<\/div>\n<p>New Jerseyans do not have time to explain to you what a jughandle is. Just learn it, or leave.<\/p>\n<h2>23. Amusement Parks That Aren\u2019t Great Adventure Aren\u2019t Worth The Time<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-23.jpg\" alt=\"New Jersey Great Adventure\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Facebook User Six Flags Great Adventure<\/div>\n<p>Why would you ever go anywhere else when you have Great Adventure?<\/p>\n<h2>24. New Jerseyans Have No Time For People Who Haven\u2019t Seen \u201cClerks\u201d<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-24.gif\" alt=\"Clerks GIF\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Tumblr<\/div>\n<p>How can you not have seen \u201cClerks\u201d? Sheesh.<\/p>\n<h2>25. NJ Has No Time For Jersey Haters<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/07\/new-jersey-no-time\/jersey-no-time-25.gif\" alt=\"No Haters GIF\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">source: Giphy<\/div>\n<p>New Jersey has some of the proudest people in the country. Everyone here is proud to be from here and if you\u2019re gonna hate on Jersey, Jersey\u2019s gonna hate on you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Oh, You\u2019re From New York? Then New Jersey Has No Time For You Source: Tumblr New Yorkers have a reputation for thinking they\u2019re better than New Jerseyans. Sorry, New York. It\u2019s just not true. 2. Jersey Has No Time For NY Pizza, Either Source: Flickr user mriggen New York gets all the credit for having the best pizza, even though New Jersey has waaaaaay better pizza than New York. Hands down. No doubt. 3. 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