{"id":41146,"date":"2015-04-24T14:29:56","date_gmt":"2015-04-24T21:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/?p=41146"},"modified":"2015-04-24T14:29:56","modified_gmt":"2015-04-24T21:29:56","slug":"things-no-one-in-missouri-has-time-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/things-no-one-in-missouri-has-time-for\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Things People In Missouri Just Have No Time For"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Missourians Don\u2019t Have Time To Argue Over What State Has The Best Barbecue <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: B.B.\u2019s Lawnside BarB-Q Facebook <\/div>\n

That\u2019s because they\u2019re too busy eating it. Missouri has the rest of the BBQs of the world beat. Deal with it.<\/p>\n

2. If They Have To Explain That Burnt Ends Are Burnt On Purpose, You Don\u2019t Know BBQ<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user stuart_spivack <\/div>\n

A real barbecue lover wouldn\u2019t need to stop and ask questions. Food comes first, questions later.<\/p>\n

3. Having To Explain Yet Again How To Pronounce Missouri Is Exhausting <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user lolo <\/div>\n

Is it Missour-ee or Missour-uh? If you\u2019re not sure, just follow the politicians\u2019 leads and use both. Missour-ee is a St. Louis thing and used throughout most of the country, Missour-uh is sometimes used around Kansas City.<\/p>\n

4. People Who Think St. Louis Is the Only Thing Worth Seeing In Missouri Can Stay In St. Louis <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Wikipedia <\/div>\n

Just because it has a big arch, doesn\u2019t mean it\u2019s the only thing to see.<\/p>\n

5. Show Me State Jokes Are Off The Table For All Missourians <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Tumblr <\/div>\n

If you think making fun of Missouri to a Missourian is going to go over well, you might want to get ready to duck is all I\u2019m saying.<\/p>\n

6. Missourians Think Your Beer Snobbery Is Dumb<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Meme Crunch <\/div>\n

Everyone can appreciate a good craft beer, but Budweiser is still just as alive in Missouri as it was when it the Busch Brewing Company began here.<\/p>\n

7. No One Here Can Be Bothered To Pack Away Seasonal Clothes <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Meme Center <\/div>\n

You don\u2019t really get a chance to pack away winter or summer clothes, considering the weather in Missouri can change faster than the wind blows.
\nYou can have your heat and air conditioning on in the same day here.<\/p>\n

8. Missourians Definitely Won\u2019t Listen To Your Baseball Argument <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Fox News <\/div>\n

They have the St. Louis Cardinals, the Kansas City Royals, and the Mizzou Tigers all in one state. That kind of makes them unofficial baseball experts, so listen up.<\/p>\n

9. Royals Fans Aren\u2019t Even About To Listen To That Whole Song Again<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Tumblr <\/div>\n

Yes, that Royals song by Lorde was inspired by the Kansas City Royals baseball team. Aside from getting played every 20 minutes on the radio, it also gets played at every game.
\nPlay the chorus and then we can all move on.<\/p>\n

10. Missourians Don\u2019t Have Much Time For People Who Aren\u2019t Sports Fans In General <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Kansas City Barbeque Facebook <\/div>\n

Whether you\u2019re a Cardinals fan or a Royals fan, love the Chiefs, cheer for the Tigers\u2026 Sports are a major part of life in Missouri.
\nIf you don\u2019t follow sports at least a little, you won\u2019t have much to talk about.<\/p>\n

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11. People Who Don\u2019t Think Provel Is Real Cheese Have No Business Discussing Cheese <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: pizzadelivery.org <\/div>\n

What is Provel cheese? It\u2019s a processed mixture of provolone, Swiss, and cheddar cheese with just the right amount of awesome.<\/p>\n

12. If You Think St. Louis Can\u2019t Compete In The Pizza Department, You\u2019re Not A Missourian <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Community Table<\/div>\n

With the help of that Provel, St. Louis has their own style of pizza that can\u2019t be found outside of Missouri. You can keep your slices, NYC and Chicago, everyone here is doing just fine.<\/p>\n

13. Fans Who Don\u2019t Know How To Make Some Noise Will Be Kindly Asked To Leave <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: The Blaze <\/div>\n

Try as they might to dethrone Chiefs fans as the loudest in the country, Missourians always rise to the occasion \u2013 literally.<\/p>\n

14. Missourians Don\u2019t Waste Time Getting Their Donuts At A Drive-Through<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Hoecklele\u2019s Bakery and Deli Facebook <\/div>\n

Who needs a chain when you have Hoeckele\u2019s Bakery waiting with so much deliciousness for you?<\/p>\n

15. Don\u2019t Bother Packing Lunch For A Missourian If Those Chips Don\u2019t Say Backers <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Crazy Town Blog <\/div>\n

Backers Chips are a crunchy Missouri staple. You can keep your Herr\u2019s, no one here wants to share.<\/p>\n

16. Missourians Don\u2019t Need To Travel To An Ocean To Enjoy Their Vacation <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Lake of the Ozarks Facebook <\/div>\n

Who needs to take a long and expensive flight out to some overrated coast when you have so many spectacular lakes right here?
\nGoing on a float trip at the Ozarks should be on everyone\u2019s bucket list.<\/p>\n

17. If You Seek Shelter At The Sign Of Any Tornado Warning, Missourians Will Probably Laugh At You <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Meme Crunch <\/div>\n

It has to be a storm of epic proportions to get everyone in Missouri running for shelter.
\nThey\u2019ve seen their share of crazy storms and blow overs, so they\u2019re usually pretty good at knowing when to hit the panic button.<\/p>\n

18. And Don\u2019t Bother Telling A Missourian To Come Inside During A Storm <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: usra.edu <\/div>\n

It\u2019s not just tornados Missourians aren\u2019t afraid to face. They also love a good thunder and lightning storm. And with the way the skies light up in Missouri, who can blame them?<\/p>\n

19. Missourians Don\u2019t Need A Shelf Full Of Condiments To Make A Good Meal <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Giphy <\/div>\n

There\u2019s no need to get fancy here. All you ever need is a little salt, pepper, barbecue sauce, and maybe some ketchup and mustard.
\nIf you can\u2019t cook a good meal with those, then you\u2019re doing it wrong.<\/p>\n

20. People Who Don\u2019t Love Mark Twain Just Don\u2019t Know Culture <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Albany Kid <\/div>\n

Hannibal is the home of Mark Twain and there\u2019s nowhere you can go where you won\u2019t be reminded of that.<\/p>\n

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21. Missourians Are Over Explaining The Kansas City Thing <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Pinterest <\/div>\n

Yes, there\u2019s a Kansas City in Kansas. And there\u2019s also one in Missouri. And everyone here will remind you that KCMO is the better Kansas City.<\/p>\n

22. No One In Missouri Has Time For A Soggy Ravioli <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Wikipedia <\/div>\n

Toasted raviolis are a St. Louis delicacy. Prepare to be amazed.<\/p>\n

23. And If That Cake Isn\u2019t Loaded With Butter, Don\u2019t Cut Missourians A Slice <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Park Avenue Coffee Facebook <\/div>\n

Butter cake is extra gooey in St. Louis. There\u2019s no creative way to describe just how amazing it is, that\u2019s why they settled on calling it Gooey Butter Cake and it\u2019s the confectionary stuff of legends.<\/p>\n

24. If You Sneer At Frog Legs, Then Maybe You Don\u2019t Belong <\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Kansas Travel <\/div>\n

Speaking of Missouri delicacies, frog legs are a more popular cuisine here. Whether you get them grilled or fried, just get them. And don\u2019t knock it \u2018til you try it.<\/p>\n

25. Don\u2019t Throw A Party In Missouri Unless You Want A PARTY<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Lake of the Ozarks Facebook <\/div>\n

Tailgating before a game. Partying on a boat at the lake or floating down it with some friends and a Bud Light.
\nIt\u2019s not the party that matters in Missouri, it\u2019s how hard you know how to do it. And in Missouri, they go big or go home.
\nDid we miss anything? Tell us the biggest waste of someone from Missouri’s time in the comments below!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Missourians Don\u2019t Have Time To Argue Over What State Has The Best Barbecue Source: B.B.\u2019s Lawnside BarB-Q Facebook That\u2019s because they\u2019re too busy eating it. Missouri has the rest of the BBQs of the world beat. Deal with it. 2. If They Have To Explain That Burnt Ends Are Burnt On Purpose, You Don\u2019t Know BBQ Source: Flickr user stuart_spivack A real barbecue lover wouldn\u2019t need to stop and ask questions. Food comes first, questions later. 3. Having To Explain Yet Again How To Pronounce Missouri Is Exhausting Source: Flickr user lolo Is it Missour-ee or Missour-uh? 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