{"id":41096,"date":"2015-04-22T16:47:30","date_gmt":"2015-04-22T23:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/?p=41096"},"modified":"2015-04-22T16:47:30","modified_gmt":"2015-04-22T23:47:30","slug":"things-no-one-in-wisconsin-has-time-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/things-no-one-in-wisconsin-has-time-for\/","title":{"rendered":"26 Things People From Wisconsin Don\u2019t Have Time For"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Listening To Your Complaints About The Cold Weather<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User spatulated<\/div>\n

It\u2019s cold sometimes in Wisconsin. Stop freaking out. The summer months make it completely worth it.<\/p>\n

2. Giving A FIB Directions<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User SAN_DRINO (cropped)<\/div>\n

Short for \u201cF*ckin\u2019 Illinois Bast*rd\u201d, there\u2019s nothing more annoying than a lost driver from Chicago slowing down traffic in Wisconsin on their way to crowd the local lakes.<\/p>\n

3. Taking Plastic Wrap Off Kraft Singles<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Nestor\u2019s Blurrylife<\/div>\n

Wisconsinites don\u2019t mess around with the stuff that gets mass-produced when it comes dairy products. They go straight for giant chunks of locally produced cheese.<\/p>\n

4. Explaining The Term \u201cCheesehead\u201d<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User gilmorec<\/div>\n

Stemming from the huge level of cheese production in the Badger State, \u201ccheesehead\u201d is just an endearing term that\u2019s used when you\u2019re talking about a die-hard Green Bay Packers fan.<\/p>\n

5. Cheering For Any College Team That\u2019s Not The Badgers<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Richard Hurd<\/div>\n

It shouldn\u2019t come as much of a surprise, but UW-Madison is the top dog in this state. Come college game day, streets in every corner of Wisconsin are flooded with red.<\/p>\n

6. Importing Beer<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User nan palmero<\/a><\/div>\n

If you\u2019re in Wisconsin, there\u2019s an unwritten rule that you have to drink beer brewed locally. With so many awesome craft breweries and even a few big names calling this state home, the beer here is pretty gosh darn delicious.<\/p>\n

7. Explaining The Difference Between A Hot Dog And A Beer Brat<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User LordKhan<\/div>\n

If you can\u2019t look at a hot dog and a beer brat and see the difference for yourself, it\u2019s just a lost cause. Beer brats obviously reign supreme.<\/p>\n

8. Getting Stuck Behind A Slow Snow Driver<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User William Brawley<\/div>\n

Snow is a part of life in Wisconsin and when it starts to accumulate life tends to go on normally, unlike many other states in the country.
\nIf someone is going to take their car out on a snowy day, it\u2019s sure to annoy everyone else on the road if they suddenly realize they have no clue how to operate a vehicle with some powder on the ground.<\/p>\n

9. Waiting In The Beer Line At Summerfest During A Big Show<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Third Coast Daily<\/div>\n

One of the biggest music festivals in the world, nothing is worse than when your cup goes dry in the middle of a packed crowd mid-performance.<\/p>\n

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10. The Bears<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Mike Morbeck<\/div>\n

The Bears still and forever will indeed suck. This is nothing less than a fact in Wisconsin.<\/p>\n

11. Waiting For Everyone Else To Get Their Custard<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User quinn.anya (cropped)<\/div>\n

Just like normal ice cream, custard melts. Don\u2019t get too angry when you\u2019re the last person to order and everyone else is finished before you\u2019re served.<\/p>\n

12. Fearing The Deer<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User nikk_la<\/div>\n

Only visiting basketball teams have to \u201cfear the deer.\u201d Wisconsinites will never have anything but love for the Milwaukee Bucks.<\/p>\n

13. Attending A Subpar Tailgate<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User bradleypjohnson<\/div>\n

Buy tickets to any sports game in Wisconsin and you\u2019ll be convinced, this state does tailgating better than any other place in the country. Typically full of friends, beers, and brats, no Wisconsinite wants to waste their pre-game warm-up being bored.<\/p>\n

14. Counting Calories<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User ironypoisoning<\/div>\n

With all of the deliciously awesome and unique foods that this state has to offer, trying to watch your waistline here can get pretty difficult. You might as well just stuff face with as many tasty things as you can find.<\/p>\n

15. Explaining The Rules Of Cornhole To A Newbie<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Allen Bearce (cropped)<\/div>\n

It\u2019s simple \u2014 you take turns tossing bags filled with corn onto a board that\u2019s got a hole on it earning one point for a toss that sticks on top and three points for a tossed bag that falls through the aforementioned hole.<\/p>\n

16. Drinking A Mediocre Old Fashioned<\/h2>\n

\"26<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr User star5112<\/div>\n

If it\u2019s not made with Brandy, it\u2019s not a real Old Fashioned in Wisconsin. Trying to explain the difference to a confused bartender can become quite the hassle.<\/p>\n

17. Polka Music Haters<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User redakuma<\/div>\n

Everyone in Wisconsin might not be rocking out when polka comes through the speakers, but every Wisconsinite has a soft spot for this genre thanks to its rich local history. If someone is caught knocking it too hard during a spontaneous curbside performance, they\u2019re gonna have a bad time.<\/p>\n

18. Driving More Than 30 Minutes To Get To An Awesome Lake<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User jasonippolito<\/div>\n

Minnesota might be known as the \u201cLand of 10,000 Lakes,\u201d but Wisconsin has their total easily beat. With over 15,000 documented lakes in the Badger State, getting wet around here is never too difficult.<\/p>\n

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19. Listening To Complaints About The Bugs<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User sidewalk flying (cropped)<\/div>\n

There\u2019s a ton of water here and a warm summer, meaning certain times of the year the bugs flock in swarms. Just hope the bug spray helps and know that everyone else you\u2019re with is going through the exact same struggle that you are.<\/p>\n

20. Waiting For The Win To Party<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User compujeramey<\/div>\n

While most people wait until after their teams seals the victory to celebrate, Wisconsinites start celebrating hours before the clock starts ticking, throughout the entire competition, and then late into the night afterwards, regardless of the outcome. Win or lose, at least it\u2019s a good time.<\/p>\n

21. People Running Late To The Weekly Fish Fry<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Jim Trottier (cropped)<\/div>\n

Never get between a Wisconsinite and freshly fried fish. Once the oil spots boiling, it\u2019s game time. This is one instance where the phrase \u201cif you snooze you lose\u201d definitely applies.<\/p>\n

22. The Late Night Line At Ian\u2019s<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User teamstickergiant<\/div>\n

Famous for serving drunks crazy types of pizza into the wee hours of the night, there\u2019s nothing worse than getting to Ian\u2019s with a huge group only to realize you\u2019ll have to wait behind tons of other people before you can get your favorite slice. Fortunately, it\u2019s worth it\u2026every, single time.<\/p>\n

23. The Packer\u2019s Season Ticket List<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User bradleypjohnson<\/div>\n

At times it can seem like nearly every Wisconsinite would love a shot at season tickets for the Packers, but unfortunately they literally might not have time to wait for their name to come up. With over 81,000 names on the waiting list, ticket wait times take an average of 30 years.<\/p>\n

24. Finding The Closest TYME Machine<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User PatLoika (cropped)<\/div>\n

To clear the air for those confused, a TYME machine is a type of ATM in Wisconsin, not something that will take you to another era\u2026and there\u2019s nothing worse than needing cash and not knowing where the closest one is.<\/p>\n

25. Trying Every Bar In The State<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User dpstyles\u2122<\/div>\n

With over 3,000 bars in the state, one\u2019s liver probably couldn\u2019t last long enough for someone to give them all the good ole college try.<\/p>\n

26. Justifying How Awesome Wisconsin Is To Outsiders<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Richard Hurd<\/div>\n

It\u2019s hard to understand how awesome living in Wisconsin is until you try it out for yourself. Outsiders will never really get it. To them it will always be some cold state full of cows somewhere in the Midwest. But at least that helps keep the tourists out.
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