{"id":41090,"date":"2015-04-22T16:38:10","date_gmt":"2015-04-22T23:38:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/?p=41090"},"modified":"2015-04-22T16:38:10","modified_gmt":"2015-04-22T23:38:10","slug":"things-no-one-in-ohio-has-time-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/things-no-one-in-ohio-has-time-for\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>1. Waiting For Their Buckeyes To Cool<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-1.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User joyosity<\/div>\n<p>Peanut butter balls dipped in chocolate, you\u2019ve got to melt the chocolate before coating the ball with it. Once you\u2019ve made the dip, it\u2019s nearly impossible to let the chocolate actually harden.<\/p>\n<h2>2. Anyone From Michigan<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-2.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User Jeremy Bronson<\/div>\n<p>Huge rivals of the Buckeyes, there\u2019s an extremely low tolerance for outspoken Michiganders in this state.<\/p>\n<h2>3. The Rankings System To Recognize How Awesome OSU Football Really Is<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-3.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User WDPG share<\/div>\n<p>Constantly underrated by sports media, it\u2019s hard to argue how awesome Buckeyes football is now that they\u2019re national champions. Ohioans don\u2019t need no BCS ratings to tell them they\u2019re cheering for the right team.<\/p>\n<h2>4. Explaining How Cleveland Isn\u2019t Thaaaaat Bad To Outsiders<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-4.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User daveynin<\/div>\n<p>Thanks to the very popular \u201cCleveland Tourism Video\u201d, everyone in the country with internet access seems to consider Cleveland to be the armpit of America. Fortunately, they\u2019re greatly mistaken. It\u2019s actually a pretty awesome place to be.<\/p>\n<h2>5. Lines At Cedar Point<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-5.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User jumpyjodes<\/div>\n<p>Nothing is worse than having to wait an hour for a few quick seconds on a ride. Every Ohioan has their own trick to avoiding the crowded days at this tourist attraction.<\/p>\n<h2>6. Lingering On The Curse Of The Bengals<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-6.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User Chris Breeze (cropped)<\/div>\n<p>Several decades ago, superstar Bo Jackson was hurt during a Raiders-Bengals game and ever since, it\u2019s been said that he cursed the team. Of course, complaining about the past doesn\u2019t do anything\u2026for these fans it\u2019s full steam ahead.<\/p>\n<h2>7. Waiting For The Browns To Get A Decent Quarterback<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-7.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User EDrost88<\/div>\n<p>Most Browns fans have probably given up on the idea that their team will have an All-Pro starting quarterback at the helm of their squad. With over 20 starting quarterbacks since 1999 struggling to perform on the gridiron, hopefully some off season pick-ups can help turn this around.<\/p>\n<h2>8. Buggies On The Roads<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-8.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User Wm Jas (cropped)<\/div>\n<p>Thanks to the large Amish population in certain areas of this state, getting stuck behind a buggy while driving doesn\u2019t come as much of a surprise. Just hope there\u2019s a good space to pass soon.<\/p>\n<p>var googletag = googletag || {};<br \/>\ngoogletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || [];<br \/>\n(function() {<br \/>\nvar gads = document.createElement(&#8216;script&#8217;);<br \/>\ngads.async = true;<br \/>\ngads.type = &#8216;text\/javascript&#8217;;<br \/>\nvar useSSL = &#8216;https:&#8217; == document.location.protocol;<br \/>\ngads.src = (useSSL ? &#8216;https:&#8217; : &#8216;http:&#8217;) +<br \/>\n&#8216;\/\/www.googletagservices.com\/tag\/js\/gpt.js&#8217;;<br \/>\nvar node = document.getElementsByTagName(&#8216;script&#8217;)[0];<br \/>\nnode.parentNode.insertBefore(gads, node);<br \/>\n})();<\/p>\n<p>googletag.cmd.push(function() {<br \/>\ngoogletag.defineSlot(&#8216;\/1014900\/M_Blog_300x250_Inline&#8217;, [300, 250], &#8216;div-gpt-ad-1425403311834-0&#8217;).addService(googletag.pubads());<br \/>\ngoogletag.pubads().enableSingleRequest();<br \/>\ngoogletag.enableServices();<br \/>\n});<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<!-- B_Blog_300x250_Inline1 --><\/p>\n<div id='div-gpt-ad-1425403311834-0' style='width:300px;height:250px'>\n<p>googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(&#8216;div-gpt-ad-1425403311834-0&#8217;); });<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>9. People That Get Their O-H-I-O Arms In The Wrong Order<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-9.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User cjdjkobe (cropped)<\/div>\n<p>There\u2019s only 4 letters\u2026well technically 3. It should be easy enough. You\u2019d be surprised how many people struggle with this during the tailgates before a big game.<\/p>\n<h2>10. Flaming Rivers<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-10.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User Solarbotics<\/div>\n<p>For the last time, Ohio rivers don\u2019t catch on fire anymore. The Cuyahoga is much cleaner now, so it will probably be quite a while before it lights up a 14th time.<\/p>\n<h2>11. Addressing Their Feelings Towards LeBron<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-11.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User Keith Allison<\/div>\n<p>We get it, loss is hard. It\u2019s even harder when someone that hurts you forces their way back into your life. However, despite their recent relationship problems with King James, Cavs fans are still one of the dedicated fan bases in the country.<\/p>\n<h2>12. Recovering From A Hangover After Halloween At OU<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-12.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User Martinliao<\/div>\n<p>Known for their crazy partying, you\u2019ll never feel worse than the morning after a night out in Athens. Fortunately, Ohioans are pros when it comes to rallying.<\/p>\n<h2>13. Being Neat And Tidy With A Polish Boy<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-13.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User stu_spivack<\/div>\n<p>A giant bunned kielbasa topped with fries, slaw, and barbecue sauce, there\u2019s no clean way to chow down on this treat.<\/p>\n<h2>14. Snow Days<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-14.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User OakleyOriginals<\/div>\n<p>What might shut most places in the country down won\u2019t even cause Ohio to flinch. Come a few flurries or even a blizzard, there\u2019s a good chance life goes on as normal when the ground turns white in this state.<\/p>\n<h2>15. Anything Pittsburgh<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-15.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User daveynin<\/div>\n<p>Hated nearly as much as Michigan, Ohioans can\u2019t stand Pittsburgh sports teams. Don\u2019t even think about bringing that terrible towel into the Buckeye State.<\/p>\n<h2>16. Asking \u201cWhy\u201d At The Doo Dah Parade<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-16.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User BIGDOG#c (J. Todd Poling)<\/div>\n<p>A giant 4th of July parade that takes place in Columbus featuring costumes crazier than most people can even imagine, some of the past participants have included the \u201cfishnet mafia\u201d, a group of people dressed like Fidel Castro, and a group pulling a car with their back piercings.<\/p>\n<h2>17. Waiting For A Great Lakes Beer To Get Ice Cold<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-17.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User EDrost88 (cropped)<\/div>\n<p>There are few things harder than waiting for a 6-pack of beer to get chilled in the fridge after picking it up from the store. Then, imagine that beer is the most delicious brew in the state. It won\u2019t be long before someone says \u201cits prooooobably cold enough\u201d and pops a bottle.<\/p>\n<p>var googletag = googletag || {};<br \/>\ngoogletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || [];<br \/>\n(function() {<br \/>\nvar gads = document.createElement(&#8216;script&#8217;);<br \/>\ngads.async = true;<br \/>\ngads.type = &#8216;text\/javascript&#8217;;<br \/>\nvar useSSL = &#8216;https:&#8217; == document.location.protocol;<br \/>\ngads.src = (useSSL ? &#8216;https:&#8217; : &#8216;http:&#8217;) +<br \/>\n&#8216;\/\/www.googletagservices.com\/tag\/js\/gpt.js&#8217;;<br \/>\nvar node = document.getElementsByTagName(&#8216;script&#8217;)[0];<br \/>\nnode.parentNode.insertBefore(gads, node);<br \/>\n})();<\/p>\n<p>googletag.cmd.push(function() {<br \/>\ngoogletag.defineSlot(&#8216;\/1014900\/M_Blog_300x250_Inline2&#8217;, [300, 250], &#8216;div-gpt-ad-1425403275176-0&#8217;).addService(googletag.pubads());<br \/>\ngoogletag.pubads().enableSingleRequest();<br \/>\ngoogletag.enableServices();<br \/>\n});<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<!-- B_Blog_300x250_Inline2 --><\/p>\n<div id='div-gpt-ad-1425403275176-0' style='width:300px;height:250px'>\n<p>googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(&#8216;div-gpt-ad-1425403275176-0&#8217;); });<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>18. Road Construction<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-18.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User stevendepolo<\/div>\n<p>Come summer in Ohio, the entire state seems to be cast with a brilliant orange hue. Unfortunately, it seems to be the orange of traffic cones more often than the orange of sunsets.<br \/>\nPeople in this state are great at finding alternative routes to places, after all there\u2019s nothing worse than when a quick drive turns into a traffic jam.<\/p>\n<h2>19. Ohio Haters<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-19.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User RLHyde<\/div>\n<p>For some reason, the entire state of Ohio gets ripped on all the time by out-of-towners that have never set foot in the Buckeye State. Of course, once they come to visit, they\u2019re usually quickly begging to come back soon.<\/p>\n<h2>20. Beer Lines On Opening Day Of The Season<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-20.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User 5chw4r7z<\/div>\n<p>Few parties are bigger in Ohio than those that take place on the opening day of baseball season. In both Cincinnati and Cleveland, drunken masses take to the streets in celebration. Nothing is worse than having your beer cup run dry when there\u2019s a huge line for a refill.<\/p>\n<h2>21. Explaining What Goetta Is<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-21.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User eekim<\/div>\n<p>A regional favorite similar to breakfast sausage, Goetta is made up of ground meat, oats, and spices. It might have a funny name, but this dish is definitely worth the try.<\/p>\n<h2>22. Waiting For Everyone Else To Start Eating Their Chili Before Diving In<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-22.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User Pandies<\/div>\n<p>Cincinnati chili is best consumed the way it\u2019s served, HOT! There\u2019s no need to wait for the people putting pictures of their food on Instagram before you start feasting.<\/p>\n<h2>23. Outsiders Confusing Miami University With The One In Florida<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-23.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User GCSC<\/div>\n<p>The Miami University in Oxford has absolutely nothing to do with the University of Miami in Florida. Plus, the one in the Buckeye State was there first so it\u2019s obviously the best.<\/p>\n<h2>24. Trying To Predict The Weather<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-24.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User Jamie McCaffrey<\/div>\n<p>Figuring out the forecast for a full day in Ohio can seem like you\u2019re basically just throwing a dart on a board. One minute, it\u2019s sunny\u2026later, it\u2019s rainy\u2026then maybe there\u2019s a little snow on the way. Most Ohioans have given up when it comes to predicting the weather at this point.<\/p>\n<h2>25. Explaining Why Ohio Is So Darn Awesome<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/citybuzz\/2015\/04\/ohio-notime\/OHNO-25.jpg\" alt=\"25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For\" style=\"width:600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"source\">Source: Flickr User MegRobertsonNY (cropped)<\/div>\n<p>Until someone spends some time in Ohio it\u2019s pretty difficult to sell them on how awesome this state really is. That\u2019s not entirely a bad thing though, it just keeps the tourists from spoiling the state you love.<br \/>\n<b>Did we miss anything? Tell us the biggest waste of someone from Ohio&#8217;s time in the comments below!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Waiting For Their Buckeyes To Cool Source: Flickr User joyosity Peanut butter balls dipped in chocolate, you\u2019ve got to melt the chocolate before coating the ball with it. Once you\u2019ve made the dip, it\u2019s nearly impossible to let the chocolate actually harden. 2. Anyone From Michigan Source: Flickr User Jeremy Bronson Huge rivals of the Buckeyes, there\u2019s an extremely low tolerance for outspoken Michiganders in this state. 3. The Rankings System To Recognize How Awesome OSU Football Really Is Source: Flickr User WDPG share Constantly underrated by sports media, it\u2019s hard to argue how awesome Buckeyes football is now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":41174,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinions","post--single"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.1.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>25 Things People In Ohio Don\u2019t Have Time For<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Ohioans lack patience when it comes to a few certain things.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link 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