{"id":41062,"date":"2015-04-21T14:44:22","date_gmt":"2015-04-21T21:44:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/?p=41062"},"modified":"2015-04-21T14:44:22","modified_gmt":"2015-04-21T21:44:22","slug":"things-no-one-in-massachussetts-has-time-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/things-no-one-in-massachussetts-has-time-for\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Things People In Massachusetts Have No Time For"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Trying To Run On Anything But Dunkin\u2019<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr user tisue<\/div>\n

The \u201cAmerica runs on Dunkin\u2019\u201d campaign should have really been revised to \u201cMassachusetts runs on Dunkin\u2019\u201d if they were going to be really accurate about it.<\/p>\n

2. MA Folks Have No Time For Tom Brady Haters<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr user keithallison<\/div>\n

Aw, it\u2019s so cute when you get mad about Tom Brady, the best quarterback ever, because everyone from Massachusetts knows you\u2019re just jealous.<\/p>\n

3. They Won’t Waste Stomach Space For Mediocre Lobster Rolls<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr user arndog<\/div>\n

Good thing they don\u2019t exist in Massachusetts, because with all the awesome options here Bay Staters definitely don\u2019t have time for anything less than divine.<\/p>\n

4. Massachusetts Locals Throw Shade At Fair Weather Sports Fans<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr user cnewtoncom<\/div>\n

Massachusetts sports fans are required to be diehard. Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and Patriots fans would never sit out a bad season (of which there are few).
\nThey stuck it out through the curse, so you know they\u2019re not going anywhere.<\/p>\n

5. Massholes Aren’t Offended By Masshole Jokes<\/h2>\n

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Source: Giphy<\/div>\n

Yeah, everyone from Massachusetts knows about all those stupid stereotypes. They just don\u2019t care because their state is the best.
\nDoes that make them Massholes? No one cares.<\/p>\n

6. Horrible Fake Boston Accents Are Worse Than Nails On A Chalkboard<\/h2>\n

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Source: pandawhale.com<\/div>\n

Throwing \u201cwicked awesome\u201d in there a few times doesn\u2019t make it any better. Please stop trying.<\/p>\n

7. Fruit In Pie? Massachusetts Folks Have Better Plans.<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr user carabou<\/div>\n

Okay, to be totally honest, everyone likes a fruit pie now and again. But when your official state dessert is a delicious creamy, chocolatey Boston cream pie, let\u2019s just say apple and strawberry aren\u2019t first on your list.<\/p>\n

8. They Can’t Stand Out Of Staters Who Can’t Spell Massachusetts<\/h2>\n

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Source: Meme Generator<\/div>\n

It\u2019s not that hard.
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9. Bowling The Ridiculously Easy Way Isn’t For MA Folks<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr user plutor<\/div>\n

Massachusetts bowlers are down for a challenge, hence, the popularity of candlepin bowling.<\/p>\n

10. Generic Chain Hotels Are For The Unoriginal<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr user masstravel<\/div>\n

Hello, beautiful bed and breakfasts in every town and city. Massachusetts knows how to staycation.<\/p>\n

11. They Won’t Give New York Yankees Fans The Time Of Day<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: pinterest.com<\/div>\n

The Yankees suck. The Red Sox rock. End of story.<\/p>\n

12. People Who Think Wicked Only Means Bad Or Evil<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user sierratierra<\/div>\n

How do they even communicate with such an unimaginative vocabulary? Seriously. It must be wicked tough.<\/p>\n

13. People From Massachusetts Are Personally Offended By Tomatoes In Clam Chowder<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr user basykes<\/div>\n

Ugh! Get outta here with that New York crap.<\/p>\n

14. And Watered Down \u201cCranberry\u201d Juice<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user masstravel<\/div>\n

Massachusetts is home to thousands of cranberry farms and bogs, so when you\u2019re in the Bay State you never settle for anything but the best.<\/p>\n

15. Driving The Speed Limit? MA Has No Time For That<\/h2>\n

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Source: giphy.com<\/div>\n

Speed limit plus at least five miles is the rule in Massachusetts.<\/p>\n

16. Using The Full Name While Talking About The Cape<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user dianasch<\/div>\n

Cape Cod is just tourist speak for the Cape.
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17. Explaining For The Millionth Time That They\u2019re Not From Boston<\/h2>\n

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Source: replygif.net<\/div>\n

Of course, Bostonians don\u2019t have this problem. But everyone from the rest of the state will forever have to correct out-of-towners.<\/p>\n

18. People From Massachusetts Are Too Impatient For Three Point Turns<\/h2>\n

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Source: giphy.com<\/div>\n

Nope, Bay Staters know how to bang a u-ey. They\u2019re not messing around with some slow three point turn.<\/p>\n

19. Explaining The Difference Between Sprinkles And Jimmies<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr user dasqfamily<\/div>\n

Jimmies = chocolate goodness. Sprinkles = rainbow colored. Now stop scratching your heads and order already, tourists.<\/p>\n

20. People Who Don\u2019t Know Their U.S. History<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user masstravel<\/div>\n

Bay Staters are some of the most patriotic people on Earth, and they know more than almost anyone else about the creation of this country. Is the Boston Tea Party ringing a bell?<\/p>\n

21. Subpar St. Patty\u2019s Day Celebrations? Get Out.<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user alismith44<\/div>\n

Massachusetts is full of awesome St. Patrick\u2019s Day celebrations. Boston\u2019s may be the best known to outsiders, but Holyoke puts on a pretty amazing bash too.<\/p>\n

22. Cancelling Plans Because Of A Snow Storm Is For The Weak<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user candy-s<\/div>\n

\u201cOh, we\u2019re supposed to get six feet tomorrow? Well, do you want to go sledding after we hit up the grocery store?\u201d<\/p>\n

23. They Won’t Tolerate Anyone Who Trash Talks Matt And Ben<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: zap2it.com<\/div>\n

That\u2019s almost as bad as trash talking someone\u2019s mother in Massachusetts. Don\u2019t even go there.<\/p>\n

24. Unfrozen Lemonade<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr user the_wb<\/div>\n

No summer would be complete without regular stops at Del\u2019s. Frozen lemonade is just clearly superior.<\/p>\n

25. In MA, Yielding At Yield Signs Is Just A Suggestion<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr user walkingsf<\/div>\n

It\u2019s for the weak. Yes, this is the third Massachusetts driver joke on this list. But if you\u2019re a Bay Stater, you know it\u2019s well earned.
\nDid we miss anything? Tell us the biggest waste of someone from Massachussett’s time in the comments below!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Trying To Run On Anything But Dunkin\u2019 Source: Flickr user tisue The \u201cAmerica runs on Dunkin\u2019\u201d campaign should have really been revised to \u201cMassachusetts runs on Dunkin\u2019\u201d if they were going to be really accurate about it. 2. MA Folks Have No Time For Tom Brady Haters Source: Flickr user keithallison Aw, it\u2019s so cute when you get mad about Tom Brady, the best quarterback ever, because everyone from Massachusetts knows you\u2019re just jealous. 3. They Won’t Waste Stomach Space For Mediocre Lobster Rolls Source: Flickr user arndog Good thing they don\u2019t exist in Massachusetts, because with all the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":41171,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinions","post--single"],"yoast_head":"\n25 Things People In Massachusetts Have No Time For<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Anything but Dunks, GTFO.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/things-no-one-in-massachussetts-has-time-for\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" 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