{"id":40881,"date":"2015-04-14T14:49:29","date_gmt":"2015-04-14T21:49:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/?p=40881"},"modified":"2015-04-14T14:49:29","modified_gmt":"2015-04-14T21:49:29","slug":"things-no-one-from-seattle-has-time-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/things-no-one-from-seattle-has-time-for\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Things People In Seattle Just Really Don\u2019t Have Time For"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Planning Around The Rain<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user peterm7<\/div>\n

When the sky just decides to randomly spit at you for a few hours a day almost every month of the year, you don\u2019t tend to plan a lot of outdoor weddings. But you also don\u2019t let a few drops stop you from going out.<\/p>\n

2. Or Carrying A Useless Umbrella<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user ngader<\/div>\n

It\u2019s basically the equivalent of writing TOURIST on your forehead in big letters. Pass.<\/p>\n

3. Drinking Mediocre Coffee<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user citoyen_du_monde_inc<\/div>\n

Okay, yeah, Starbucks was invented in Seattle. But so did Espresso Vivace, Storyville, and Analog Coffee so\u2026<\/p>\n

4. Californian Transplants<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Tumblr user noravalkrie \t<\/div>\n

Is it because they can\u2019t drive, or because they hike up the rent? Both, of course.<\/p>\n

5. Any Beer You Could Buy In A Midwest Convenience Store<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user leeco<\/div>\n

If you get caught drinking Miller Light in Seattle, you will be exiled.<\/p>\n

6. Hot Dogs Without The Most Essential Ingredient<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user jason-riedy<\/div>\n

A hot dog without cream cheese is like\u2026Twin Peaks without David Lynch (ouch, that\u2019s still fresh).<\/p>\n

7. Anyone Or Anything From Portland<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user misserion<\/div>\n

Portland is basically just the Jan Brady of cities, and Seattleites have way more things to worry about than their wannabe-cool little sister. Yeah, everyone gets it. You\u2019re so weird\u2026great.<\/p>\n

8. Actually Visiting The Space Needle<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user papalars<\/div>\n

Eh\u2026yeah\u2026it\u2019s there. Everyone sees it every day. That\u2019s pretty much enough for Seattleites.
\nWhen people come to town, we\u2019re excited to see our out-of-towner loved ones, sure. But, ugh, it means another trip to the Space Needle could be lurking around the corner.<\/p>\n

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9. Your Dumb Seattle Hipster Jokes<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Diylol.com<\/div>\n

It\u2019s not that Seattle is full of hipsters. It\u2019s just that Seattle is full of people who are actually cool (the people hipsters try and fail to copy).<\/p>\n

10. Getting Busted For Jaywalking<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user mcoughlin<\/div>\n

Nope, just going to stand here and wait for the light to turn. Don\u2019t really feel like giving away $56 today.<\/p>\n

11. Worrying About Mount Rainier<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user viriyincy<\/div>\n

Is there really any use in worrying about some kind of Pompeii situation? No. Plus, it\u2019s really pretty which kind of lulls one into a false sense of security.<\/p>\n

12. Wearing Anything More Formal Than Fleece<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user sebrenner<\/div>\n

Jeans? Appropriate wedding wear. Fleece jacket? Totally work appropriate. Basically as long as it looks like you could go camping on the spot, you\u2019re good to go.<\/p>\n

13. Any Kind Of Snow That Doesn\u2019t Involve Skiing<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user jmabel<\/div>\n

Seattleites just prefer to plan their interactions with snow. There\u2019s nothing wrong with that. It\u2019s just that when they don\u2019t plan on encountering snow, everything tends to shut down.<\/p>\n

14. Any Giggling About The Name Dick\u2019s<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user ewedistrict<\/div>\n

Yes, they just said they were going to \u201cgrab a bag of Dick\u2019s\u201d on their way home. You can stop giggling like an eighth grader now.<\/p>\n

15. Having A Million New Best Friends<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user shimelle<\/div>\n

Seattle Freeze? More like Seattleites don\u2019t have the time to get to know every random transplant who shows up on their doorstep. Calm down. If they have anything in common with you, you\u2019ll be friends.<\/p>\n

16. Boring Theme Parks Like SeaWorld<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user gregthebusker<\/div>\n

Why go to SeaWorld when you can just see orcas in their natural habitat? Plus, have you seen Blackfish? (Spoiler alert: you\u2019ll totally cry).<\/p>\n

17. The Traitorous Oklahoma City Thunder<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user keithallison<\/div>\n

Seattleites really don\u2019t have time to follow the former Seattle SuperSonics. They\u2019re now the Oklahoma City Thunder and they\u2019re basically dead to this city.<\/p>\n

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18. Lunch Spots Without Teriyaki In Their Name<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user alexfiles<\/div>\n

Good thing there are about fifty billion (not an actual statistic) to choose from.<\/p>\n

19. Buying A New iPhone Every Two Months<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: giphy.com<\/div>\n

When you live in the land of Microsoft, all that pressure to buy whatever new iPhone came out this month is off. That\u2019s what Seattleites know as the feeling of sweet, beautiful freedom.<\/p>\n

20. Overplayed Top 40 Songs<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: KEXP via Facebook<\/div>\n

There\u2019s no reason to listen to Blank Space so many times that you start to understand the actual lyrics instead of just \u201clonely Starbucks lovers\u201d when you can turn the dial to 90.3 KEXP.<\/p>\n

21. Anyone Who Doesn\u2019t Appreciate Nirvana<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user barteverts<\/div>\n

You don\u2019t have to love Nirvana, but just objectively admit they started a whole new genre and Seattle had a huge part in that. Deal?<\/p>\n

22. Buying Clothing At Full Price<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Tumblr user shadylaady<\/div>\n

Is Macklemore cool? No. Is Seattle thrifting totally awesome, though? You bet. There is a reason Thrift Shop was filmed in this city.<\/p>\n

23. Subpar Salmon<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user mobile<\/div>\n

Seattleites really do not have time for frozen Salmon, especially when they could literally go out and catch fresh Salmon in the same time it would take to defrost. No, that doesn\u2019t mean everyone here is a fisherman but it DOES mean we know the good stuff.<\/p>\n

24. Sorting Out All Those Canadian Pennies<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: Flickr user ra_coons<\/div>\n

And nickels. And dimes. At some point you just realize you have more Canadian change in your pocket than American change.<\/p>\n

25. Saying The Full Name Of Anything<\/h2>\n

\"25<\/p>\n

Source: WordPress user popcultureche<\/div>\n

Pike Place Market becomes The Market. Capitol Hill becomes The Hill. The Space Needle becomes The Needle. Because who has time for all those extra words? Not us.
\nDid we miss anything? Tell us the biggest waste of someone from Seattle’s time in the comments below!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Planning Around The Rain Source: Flickr user peterm7 When the sky just decides to randomly spit at you for a few hours a day almost every month of the year, you don\u2019t tend to plan a lot of outdoor weddings. But you also don\u2019t let a few drops stop you from going out. 2. Or Carrying A Useless Umbrella Source: Flickr user ngader It\u2019s basically the equivalent of writing TOURIST on your forehead in big letters. Pass. 3. Drinking Mediocre Coffee Source: Flickr user citoyen_du_monde_inc Okay, yeah, Starbucks was invented in Seattle. 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