{"id":40534,"date":"2015-03-27T16:23:57","date_gmt":"2015-03-27T23:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/?p=40534"},"modified":"2015-03-27T16:23:57","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T23:23:57","slug":"how-to-embarrass-yourself-in-massachussetts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/how-to-embarrass-yourself-in-massachussetts\/","title":{"rendered":"24 Ways To Embarrass Yourself In Massachusetts"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. By Misspelling Massachusetts<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User pikespice<\/div>\n

With all of those a\u2019s, s\u2019s, and t\u2019s, it\u2019s no surprise that people struggle with this state\u2019s name. Just make sure you don\u2019t get it wrong publically or you might be laughed out of the state.<\/p>\n

2. By Asking Where New England Is<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User uzi978 (cropped)<\/div>\n

Umm\u2026 dude\u2026 you\u2019re in it.
\nThe name might not be super specific, but the region consists of Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont. If you\u2019re somewhere in Massachusetts, you\u2019re standing in New England as well.<\/p>\n

3. By Picking Starbucks Over Dunkin\u2019<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User aprillynn77 (cropped)<\/div>\n

In Massachusetts, there\u2019s a clear favorite when it comes to a quick cup of coffee and that\u2019s Dunkin\u2019 Donuts. Anything else just won\u2019t cut it.<\/p>\n

4. By Drinking Out Of A Water Fountain<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Living In Monrovia<\/div>\n

In Massachusetts, if you\u2019re drinking out of a fountain that means you\u2019re drinking water out of those big water displays in parks. And that\u2019s crazy.
\nNo one drinks out of a water fountain here. They drink out of the bubbler.<\/p>\n

5. By Ordering A Shake When You Really Want A Frappe<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User andrechinn<\/div>\n

If you want ice cream in your drink, make sure you order a \u201cfrappe.\u201d Simply ordering a \u201cshake\u201d will get you milk and flavored syrup.<\/p>\n

6. By Putting Tomatoes In Your Clam Chowder<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User adrian8_8<\/div>\n

This is a New York thing and it\u2019s disgusting. Don\u2019t make this mistake or you\u2019ll regret it!<\/p>\n

7. By Using \u201cWicked\u201d Improperly<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User meandmybadself<\/div>\n

\u201cWicked\u201d is an adverb which means it can\u2019t stand alone. That means you can say something is \u201cwicked awesome,\u201d emphasizing how awesome it is, but you shouldn\u2019t just say \u201cthat was wicked.\u201d<\/p>\n

8. By Ordering Regular Coffee When You Want Black<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Eddy Pula<\/div>\n

If you order a \u201cregular\u201d coffee in the area, expect to get a little bit of cream and sugar mixed into the drink. Don\u2019t be the person that gets this wrong and then complains that they didn\u2019t get the right drink.<\/p>\n

9. By Freaking Out In A Little Snow<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Extra Zebra<\/div>\n

When it snows in Massachusetts, life goes on. People will expect you to come into work, still attend classes, and drive pretty much normally on the road. If you get timid when the snow falls, expect other people to call you out.<\/p>\n

10. By Admitting You Don\u2019t Like Boston Sports<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Eric Kilby<\/div>\n

If you live in Massachusetts, you really only have one option\u2026to be a diehard supporter of all sports Boston. Whether it\u2019s the Celtics, the Patriots, the Red Sox, or the Bruins, you better not be caught cheering for anyone else.<\/p>\n

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11. By Taking A Bite Of Fluffernutter Before Talking<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User kimberlykv<\/div>\n

Made of peanut butter and marshmallow cream, this might be the stickiest sandwich around. Don\u2019t take a bite mid conversation or the person you\u2019re talking with will get quite the show.<\/p>\n

12. By Not Knowing Your Town\u2019s History<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User istolethetv (cropped)<\/div>\n

One of the coolest things about Massachusetts is how many cool things have happened there in the past. Every single building seems to have a story to tell. Make sure you educate yourself on your surroundings so that you can feed fun facts to anyone coming in for a visit.<\/p>\n

13. By Cheering For The Yankees<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User lsiegert<\/div>\n

If you\u2019re not cheering for Boston sports, you\u2019re already making one mistake but perhaps someday you\u2019ll learn. If you\u2019re cheering for the Yankees, there\u2019s no saving you. There\u2019s no team more hated in the Massachusetts area than the Yankees.
\nI\u2019d think twice before you sport their gear in the Bay State.<\/p>\n

14. By Missing All The Candlepins<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Ben Sisto<\/div>\n

Candlepins might be a little smaller than normal bowling pins, but that\u2019s no excuse to miss them all. Expect your friends to give you a hard time if you toss a ball down the lane without hitting any.<\/p>\n

15. By Forgetting To Shop On The Sales Tax Holiday<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User 401 (K) 2013<\/div>\n

Nothing is worse than waking up Monday morning and realizing you\u2019ve missed the sales tax holiday you\u2019ve been waiting all year for to make that big purchase. On this August weekend, the state\u2019s 6.25% sales tax is temporarily suspended, if you snooze, you\u2019ll lose.<\/p>\n

16. By Going To The Package Store To Actually Ship A Package<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Krasava<\/div>\n

In Massachusetts, the package store is where you go to buy booze, often simply called \u201cthe packie.\u201d If you walk into one of these holding a big box ready to ship, you\u2019ll look like a fool.<\/p>\n

17. By Assuming Everyone You Meet Is From Boston<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User mkfeeney<\/div>\n

While Boston is the biggest city in the Bay State, there are plenty of other places that people hail from. Assuming everyone is from Boston right off the bat really just seems a little ignorant.<\/p>\n

18. By Running From The Green Monster<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User chase_elliott<\/div>\n

If you\u2019re a Red Sox fan, you\u2019re already well aware that the Green Monster is nothing to fear. It\u2019s the very tall left field wall at Fenway Park and unless you\u2019re hitting baseballs for a living, this monster isn\u2019t out to get you.<\/p>\n

19. By Letting The Ghost Stories Scare You<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User greyloch<\/div>\n

With so much history, it\u2019s not much of a surprise that there are supposedly ghosts everywhere in this state. Don\u2019t be a scaredy-cat and jump at every bump in the night.<\/p>\n

20. By Dropping Your Lobster Roll<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User snowpea&bokchoi<\/div>\n

The best way to eat this New England favorite is on-the-go. Make sure you hang onto your roll tight, as letting it slip and hit the ground is truly tragic.<\/p>\n

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21. By Falling For The Patriot\u2019s Injury Report<\/h2>\n

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Source: Wikimedia Commons<\/div>\n

By this point, it\u2019s well known around Massachusetts that love New England Patriots love to fill their injury report with inaccuracies. Just another part of Belichick\u2019s strategy, this keeps opposing teams guessing up until kickoff.<\/p>\n

22. By Mispronouncing All Of Those Strange Town Names<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Adam Pieniazek<\/div>\n

Massachusetts is famous for having some crazy town names to pronounce. Towns like Billerica, Gloucester, Worcester, and Haverhill are sure to leave a newbie\u2019s head spinning.<\/p>\n

23. By Pausing Before You \u201cBang A Left\u201d<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Antoine de Cardaillac<\/div>\n

If you\u2019re going to \u201cbang a left,\u201d you\u2019ve got to commit. If you\u2019re too slow after the light turns green, all of the cars headed your way will take off and you\u2019ll have to wait for all of them to pass before you can turn.<\/p>\n

24. By Passing Out At Your Favorite Diner<\/h2>\n

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Source: Flickr User Benimoto<\/div>\n

A late-night favorite throughout the Bay State, these 24\/7 restaurants have always got the perfect meal for you, whether it\u2019s after late night working or a pit stop during a night of drinking. Just make sure you don\u2019t fall asleep here or you\u2019ll wake up with a face full of food\u2026 or worse.
\nWhat’s the most embarrassing thing someone can do in Massachussetts? Tell us in the comments below!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. By Misspelling Massachusetts Source: Flickr User pikespice With all of those a\u2019s, s\u2019s, and t\u2019s, it\u2019s no surprise that people struggle with this state\u2019s name. Just make sure you don\u2019t get it wrong publically or you might be laughed out of the state. 2. By Asking Where New England Is Source: Flickr User uzi978 (cropped) Umm\u2026 dude\u2026 you\u2019re in it. The name might not be super specific, but the region consists of Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont. If you\u2019re somewhere in Massachusetts, you\u2019re standing in New England as well. 3. By Picking Starbucks Over Dunkin\u2019 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":40535,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinions","post--single"],"yoast_head":"\n24 Ways To Embarrass Yourself In Massachusetts<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"It\u2019s easy to make a fool of yourself in the Bay State.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/how-to-embarrass-yourself-in-massachussetts\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"24 Ways To Embarrass Yourself In Massachusetts\" 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