{"id":34608,"date":"2014-08-18T16:58:26","date_gmt":"2014-08-18T23:58:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/?p=34608"},"modified":"2014-08-18T16:58:26","modified_gmt":"2014-08-18T23:58:26","slug":"portland-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/portland-talk\/","title":{"rendered":"Trust These Funny People. There Are Things You Should NEVER Say To A Person In Portland\u2026 Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen of &#8220;Portlandia&#8221; fame visited Conan O\u2019Brien to share some <a href=\"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/portland-or\/\">Portland<\/a> conversation starters and stoppers. The result is as hilarious as it is accurate.<br \/>\nMy favorite moment? It has to be at the 1:30 mark when Conan reads a conversation starter about going \u201cfamily dumpster diving.\u201d What do you think\u2014would these things get the conversation rolling in Portland?<\/p>\n<p>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QwDuzPEvkz0\">Fred Armisen &amp; Carrie Brownstein&#8217;s &#8220;Portlandia&#8221; Conversation Starters<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCi7GJNg51C3jgmYTUwqoUXA\">Team Coco<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen of &#8220;Portlandia&#8221; fame visited Conan O\u2019Brien to share some Portland conversation starters and stoppers. The result is as hilarious as it is accurate. My favorite moment? It has to be at the 1:30 mark when Conan reads a conversation starter about going \u201cfamily dumpster diving.\u201d What do you think\u2014would these things get the conversation rolling in Portland? 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