{"id":34588,"date":"2014-08-18T13:00:06","date_gmt":"2014-08-18T20:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/?p=34588"},"modified":"2014-08-18T13:00:06","modified_gmt":"2014-08-18T20:00:06","slug":"portland-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/portland-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"If You\u2019re From Portland, This Hilariously Accurate Video Will Be The Best 2 Minutes Of Your Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.movoto.com\/portland-or\/\">Portland<\/a>, you really are unique. And perhaps nothing captures the essence of your uniqueness like this hilarious video.<br \/>\nIt focuses on the tougher side of Portland life. Hard decisions like which bridge to take (Steel? 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