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The whole world knows the Mall of America is awesome, and the addition of a giant indoor zip line makes it even better. But watching this magazine editor take a ride on the zip line will make your day awesome.
\nMpls.St.Paul Magazine sent Style Editor Ali Kaplan to demonstrate the new zip line. Unfortunately (for Kaplan), her fear of heights makes the video a lot more entertaining (for us). I could try to describe her trepidation, but it\u2019s better to see it for yourself.
\nSo, are you going to take the zip-line ride?<\/p>\n

Source: Longest Indoor Zip Line at the Mall of America<\/a> by mspmag<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The whole world knows the Mall of America is awesome, and the addition of a giant indoor zip line makes it even better. But watching this magazine editor take a ride on the zip line will make your day awesome. Mpls.St.Paul Magazine sent Style Editor Ali Kaplan to demonstrate the new zip line. Unfortunately (for Kaplan), her fear of heights makes the video a lot more entertaining (for us). I could try to describe her trepidation, but it\u2019s better to see it for yourself. So, are you going to take the zip-line ride? 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