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What is going to Berkeley<\/a> really like? This video has the answers, if you believe what these students claim to have NEVER heard on campus.
\nFrom the \u201calways open\u201d tables at FSM, people \u201chating\u201d on YogurtLand, and taking the elevator to classes, you\u2019ll be laughing at just how true these observations are.
\nYou haven\u2019t actually heard any of these things, have you?<\/p>\n

Source: Shit Berkeley Students Don\u2019t Say<\/a> by Jericho Improv <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What is going to Berkeley really like? This video has the answers, if you believe what these students claim to have NEVER heard on campus. From the \u201calways open\u201d tables at FSM, people \u201chating\u201d on YogurtLand, and taking the elevator to classes, you\u2019ll be laughing at just how true these observations are. You haven\u2019t actually heard any of these things, have you? Source: Shit Berkeley Students Don\u2019t Say by Jericho Improv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":35177,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinions","post--single"],"yoast_head":"\nYou\u2019ll Never Hear Berkeley Students Utter These Forbidden Phrases. 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