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We get it. You got into Cornell. Awesome. But even Cornell isn\u2019t perfect, as anybody who goes there will know. This video takes that idea and runs\u2026and runs\u2026and runs with it.
\nAll parts of Cornellian life are mocked, including Wegmans, Dragon Day, those darned ugly Cornell fences, and your love\/hate relationship with the school.
\nAre there any Cornell sayings they left out?<\/p>\n

Source: Shit Cornell Kids Say<\/a> by Parsee Comedee<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We get it. You got into Cornell. Awesome. But even Cornell isn\u2019t perfect, as anybody who goes there will know. This video takes that idea and runs\u2026and runs\u2026and runs with it. All parts of Cornellian life are mocked, including Wegmans, Dragon Day, those darned ugly Cornell fences, and your love\/hate relationship with the school. Are there any Cornell sayings they left out? 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