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1. 2320 S St. NW<\/a> – $22,000,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nThere\u2019s a legit garden, and the garage used to be the chauffeur\u2019s house. \u2018Nuff said.<\/p>\n

2. 3101 Chain Bridge Rd. NW<\/a> – $9,997,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nThere\u2019s a ballroom. And enough bathrooms for you to use a different one every day of the week.<\/p>\n

3. 3255 N St. NW<\/a> – $10,500,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nHaven\u2019t you always wanted a house with five floors? Obviously you\u2019d need an elevator. Plus you get to brag about living in Georgetown.<\/p>\n

4. 2933 Benton Pl. NW<\/a> – $9,800,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nThis one\u2019s a villa. Seriously. And staircases like that are staples in every rich villain\u2019s house, so you know this is the real deal.<\/p>\n

5. 1375 Maryland Ave. NE<\/a> – $6,500,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nWhat kind of people actually leave their building to go see a movie? Silly peasants.<\/p>\n

6. 2159 Dunmore Ln. NW<\/a> – $6,295,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nA dining room worthy of Jane Austen and a pool worthy of the Wolf of Wall Street.<\/p>\n

7. 2806 Chesterfield Pl NW<\/a> – $4,850,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nToo exhausted from lying in the pool to walk all the way back to the house? No worries, the pool house has its own kitchen.<\/p>\n

8. 4815 Dexter St. NW<\/a> – $4,300,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nA humble Victorian with sweeping staircases, hardwood floors and a recently reduced price. Come on, 4.3 million is a total steal.<\/p>\n

9. 2405 Tracy Pl. NW<\/a> – $2,950,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nThis colonial will make you feel all kinds of patriotic. The library and wine cellar don\u2019t hurt either.<\/p>\n

10. 2424 18th St. NW #R-3<\/a> – $2,550,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nFulfill your movie star fantasies by living in a penthouse, and fulfill your \u201cHouse of Cards\u201d fantasy by looking out over the unbelievable view of the Capitol and plotting your dastardly deeds.<\/p>\n

11. 3835 Cathedral Ave. NW<\/a> – $2,395,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nA simple home in the suburbs: Only four levels and the elevator is optional.<\/p>\n

12. 2842 Chesterfield Pl. NW<\/a> – $2,375,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nWhat is a sun porch even? Maybe it\u2019s only for people who can also afford the indoor pool with private showers.<\/p>\n

13. 4708 Foxhall Crescent NW<\/a> – $2,245,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nDon\u2019t let the Revival style opulence fool you\u2014the sweeping staircase and nine-foot ceilings…yeah, okay, never mind.<\/p>\n

14. 4545 Linnean Ave. NW<\/a> – $1,949,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nJust goes to show you: If you\u2019re only willing to spend two million bucks in D.C. you\u2019re going to have to live with a lame circa-1930 Tudor home with a media room for the kids and a writer\u2019s nook. Serves you right.<\/p>\n

15. 4331 Blagden Ave. NW<\/a> – $1,800,000<\/h2>\n

\"Expensive
\n\"Expensive\"Expensive
\nYou see the photos. It\u2019s a castle.
\n Were you blown away by these Washington D.C. houses? Tell us in the comments below!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. 2320 S St. NW – $22,000,000 There\u2019s a legit garden, and the garage used to be the chauffeur\u2019s house. \u2018Nuff said. 2. 3101 Chain Bridge Rd. NW – $9,997,000 There\u2019s a ballroom. And enough bathrooms for you to use a different one every day of the week. 3. 3255 N St. NW – $10,500,000 Haven\u2019t you always wanted a house with five floors? Obviously you\u2019d need an elevator. Plus you get to brag about living in Georgetown. 4. 2933 Benton Pl. NW – $9,800,000 This one\u2019s a villa. Seriously. And staircases like that are staples in every rich villain\u2019s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":33381,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinions","post--single"],"yoast_head":"\n15 Ridiculous Houses In Washington, D.C. 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