1. 2320 S St. NW – $22,000,000
There’s a legit garden, and the garage used to be the chauffeur’s house. ‘Nuff said.
2. 3101 Chain Bridge Rd. NW – $9,997,000
There’s a ballroom. And enough bathrooms for you to use a different one every day of the week.
3. 3255 N St. NW – $10,500,000
Haven’t you always wanted a house with five floors? Obviously you’d need an elevator. Plus you get to brag about living in Georgetown.
4. 2933 Benton Pl. NW – $9,800,000
This one’s a villa. Seriously. And staircases like that are staples in every rich villain’s house, so you know this is the real deal.
5. 1375 Maryland Ave. NE – $6,500,000
What kind of people actually leave their building to go see a movie? Silly peasants.
6. 2159 Dunmore Ln. NW – $6,295,000
A dining room worthy of Jane Austen and a pool worthy of the Wolf of Wall Street.
7. 2806 Chesterfield Pl NW – $4,850,000
Too exhausted from lying in the pool to walk all the way back to the house? No worries, the pool house has its own kitchen.
8. 4815 Dexter St. NW – $4,300,000
A humble Victorian with sweeping staircases, hardwood floors and a recently reduced price. Come on, 4.3 million is a total steal.
9. 2405 Tracy Pl. NW – $2,950,000
This colonial will make you feel all kinds of patriotic. The library and wine cellar don’t hurt either.
10. 2424 18th St. NW #R-3 – $2,550,000
Fulfill your movie star fantasies by living in a penthouse, and fulfill your “House of Cards” fantasy by looking out over the unbelievable view of the Capitol and plotting your dastardly deeds.
11. 3835 Cathedral Ave. NW – $2,395,000
A simple home in the suburbs: Only four levels and the elevator is optional.
12. 2842 Chesterfield Pl. NW – $2,375,000
What is a sun porch even? Maybe it’s only for people who can also afford the indoor pool with private showers.
13. 4708 Foxhall Crescent NW – $2,245,000
Don’t let the Revival style opulence fool you—the sweeping staircase and nine-foot ceilings…yeah, okay, never mind.
14. 4545 Linnean Ave. NW – $1,949,000
Just goes to show you: If you’re only willing to spend two million bucks in D.C. you’re going to have to live with a lame circa-1930 Tudor home with a media room for the kids and a writer’s nook. Serves you right.
15. 4331 Blagden Ave. NW – $1,800,000
You see the photos. It’s a castle.
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