This a guy has put together a list of all the things people say in Oklahoma and it’s unbelievably hilarious.
Seriously. He nails it. Everything does taste better with Ranch! And “can’t never could” is my favorite expression ever. Plus, if one more person pronounces Miami, Oklahoma like it’s a beachy town in Florida, I might go nuts.
Way to go, kid!
Source: Sh*t Oklahomans Say by EyesEpicBlue