1. I’m No Hipster – Fixie For Sale
Some guy in Nashville went all out while trying to make a case for someone to buy his fixie, “because I’m afraid I’ll get hurt and ruin my triathlon season. I like Band of Horses, but it seems that it’s just not enough. So, reality has overshadowed irony and nostalgia, and I have decided with a heavy heart to sell my fixie.”
2. Someone Hide Easter Eggs in my Apartment!
Some dude named Jason wants someone to sneak in and play a game with him. He must really like strange strangers!
3. Come and get a LOLCat
A renter found himself head over heels in kittens and is making a case to have people sign up to take them off his hands. My favorite part: “Come on, get a LOLcat. I hear they’re all the rage this year. LOLCats are the new black, or something. ”
4Free Roosters
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Does anyone want any free birds. As the poster noted, “OK to eat. Not for fighting please.”
5. …or Rabbits?
6. Free Bags of Leaves
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If you’re really in the need for a bunch of used leaves, someone was giving away 17 bags of them. For Free. What a deal. The poster even wrote a poem about these used leaves, including this gem: “You can take 1 or some or all;Â And do with it what you want this fall.”
7. Weirdo Missing His Van
This is most likely a fake posting, but pretty funny nonetheless.
8. Aren’t Rocks Free…Anyways?
Image source: Flickr user friendlyghostmedia
