1. “You Mean Washington, D.C.?”

A map of the United States of America.

Source: Tumblr

No, not like Washington, D.C. at all. Unlike D.C., Washington is an actual state.

2. “Is Everyone There High All The Time?”

People at a rally to boycott marajuana.

Source: Washington Farmers Market Facebook

Marijuana is legal in Washington now. But no, not everyone walks around stoned all the time and there are still rules you have to follow. This isn’t a Snoop Dogg video.

3. “Is There Anything In Washington Outside Of Seattle?”

A view of the city.

Source: Visit Seattle Facebook

Um, yes. That’s why the state is named Washington, not Seattle. The state is an incredible wilderness filled with a variety of cities and towns made up of some of the best people you’ll ever meet.

4. “Are You A Seahawks Fan?”

A man gets a Seattle Seahawk logo shaved into the side of his head.

Source: Washington Farmers Market Facebook

If you don’t want to be tarred and feathered, then yes. When you live in Washington, you’re a Seahawks fan.

5. “Is Everyone In Washington Super Liberal?”

A government building.

Source: Wikipedia

It’s true that Washington has been way ahead of the curve when it comes to liberal issues like medical and recreational marijuana as well as LGBT issues, but the state isn’t as liberal as you might assume it is.

6. “Isn’t Washington Basically Canada?”

A sign marking the Canadian border.

Source: Flickr user David Grant

Kind of, yeah. Some cities are within a stone’s throw of the border. Washington even has its own Vancouver (the first Vancouver, actually).

7. “Have You Seen Bigfoot?”

A sign shaped like Bigfoot advertising a motel.

Source: Flickr user Ted Drake

Nope. Why? Have you?

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8. “Is Everyone A Coffee Snob?”

A tray of Starbucks coffee drinks.

Source: Flickr user urban bohemian

Snobs? No. The folks in Washington are just highly caffeinated. And no, most of them aren’t too good for Starbucks. The company started here and people go there just as much as they do in any other state.

9. “Is The Craft Beer There Really As Good As They Say It Is?”

A bartender at a brewpub.

Source: Washington Beer Blog Facebook

It’s even better, actually. Washington isn’t just a mecca for craft beer, but the entire state might as well be one big winery, too.

10. “You Must Own A Lot Of Umbrellas, Right?”

People splash in puddles.

Source: Flickr user Scooter Lowrimore

It’s no secret Washington sees a lot of rain, but it’s not really an umbrella kind of rain. It’s a frequent mist to drizzle, rarely a downpour. People in Washington pride themselves on not needing or using umbrellas. But raincoats and boots? Definitely.

11. “Do You Ever Get To Go Outside?”

A father and son walk down a path in the mountains.

Source: Experience WA Facebook

The skies might be gray a lot but that doesn’t stop anyone in Washington from enjoying what’s underneath it as often as possible. How could you not with all that evergreen wilderness to explore? And when the sun does come out, the entire state is out to enjoy it.

12. “Do You Wear Flannel All Day, Every Day?”

A row of identical flannel shirts.

Source: Flickr user TrinitySquared

All the time? No. But it is part of the Washington uniform? Absolutely. When your state is founded by loggers, what else would you expect?

13. “Do You Guys Have Cars? Or Do You Just Ride Bikes Everywhere?”

People wave and ride bikes in the street.

Source: City of Olympia – Government Facebook

Biking is popular in Washington, but it’s still a recreational thing in most places.

14. “Aren’t You Surrounded By A Bunch Of Old Hippies?”

A woman leans on an old blue truck.

Source: Flickr user Chelsea Nesvig

Sometimes. And young hippies. And hipsters, scenesters, techies, and just regular people. Washington is happy to be home to everyone.

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15. “Do You Go To The Space Needle A Lot?”

A view of the Seattle Space Needle.

Source: Visit Seattle Facebook

Chances are, eight out of ten Seattleites you ask this question to will tell you they’ve never been to the Space Needle. Rumor has it that it has an overpriced restaurant with a good view, but that’s about it.

16. “Wait, Washington Has Beaches?”

The beach.

Source: :Flickr user Paul Gagnon

Correction: Washington has gorgeous beaches.

17. “Don’t You Guys Only Shop Local Or Something?”

A cat in an Amazon.com box.

Source: Flickr user Stephen Woods

The people in Washington definitely like to keep it in the family. Small and local businesses are top priority here. But a huge advantage is that here in Washington, shopping local also includes Amazon.

18. “What’s With All The Fireworks?”

Fireworks.

Source: Flickr user Selbe

If there’s a reason to celebrate in Washington, you can bet there will be fireworks. And if there’s not a reason to celebrate, sometimes they’ll just make one up.

19. “Can You Fix My Computer?”

A Microsoft sign.

Source: Flickr user Wonderlane

If you’re not tech savvy, Washington is the place to live. With Microsoft’s offices here, you’ll have someone who can clean your hard drive for you close by at all times.

20. “Isn’t There Some Big Mountain Out There?”

Source: Flickr user Troy Mason

You mean Mount Rainier? The active VOLCANO? Then yes, there is.

21. “Can I Move To Washington, Too?”

Source: Tumblr

NO! You can’t move to Washington. Living under all those gray, rainy skies and the perpetual threat of volcanic death makes this a miserable place to live. You’d absolutely hate it. 😉
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