1. “Is That Near NYC?”

A Jim Gaffigan meme

Source: Quick Meme

Ha. New York City is downstate and is a minimum of five hours from Rochester, which is Western New York. They might be in the same state, but it’s a big state.

2. “So You Must Go To NYC All The Time Then?”

A crazy man gif

Source: GifSec

Good one, though.

3. “Are You A Giants Fan?”

A baby in Buffalo Bills gear

Source: Buffalo Bills Facebook

Nope. Not a Jets fan, either. This is Buffalo Bills country and they get started young here.

4. “What’s With The Accent?”

A woman with a New York accent sign

Source: NPR

Sorry, you must be mistaken. Upstate and Western New York doesn’t come with an accent.

5. “Do They Really Put Garbage On Your Plate?”

A garbage plate

Source: Jo Nathan via Nick Tahou Hot’s “Home of the Garbage Plate” Facebook

Hell yes, they do. But not the kind of garbage you’re thinking. Come to Nick Tahou’s for the original and find out just how good garbage can be.

6. “What The #$&! Is A White Hot?”

A white hot

Source: Wikipedia

White hots and red hots are the Western New York wieners of choice. Keep your hot dogs, America. Rochester has Zweigle’s and they’ll never let go.

7. “Did You Just Say New York Has Good Barbeque? (LOL)”

A pile of barbeque

Source: Dinosaur BBQ Facebook

Yep. And I’ll say it again. Kansas City and Texas might take up all the BBQ glory but everyone knows that showoffs only have something to prove. The folks in Rochester are too busy stuffing their faces to care.

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8. “Is The BBQ At Dinosaur Bigger Or Something?”

The Dinosaur Barbeque sign

Source: Flickr user Jeff Sents

No, it’s not bigger. It’s just T-Rex size delicious. It might not be Rochester-exclusive, but Dinosaur is most definitely a staple.

9. “What’s With All The Sauces In Rochester?”

A collection of barbeque sauces

Source: Flickr user Matt DeTurk

Thanks to such a killer barbecue scene, sauce is Boss in Rochester. Literally. There are also plenty of others to choose from, too.

10. “What’s A Wegman’s?”

The inside of Wegman's

Source: Flickr user Adam Kuban

Only the best grocery store in the galaxy. Most people don’t understand why people in WNY are so loyal to a food store but one visit is all it takes to make anyone realize that it’s so much more than that.

11. “Why Are They Called The Finger Lakes?”

People on a boat

Source: Finger Lakes Facebook

There’s no great mystery to be revealed here. Just look at a map and you’ll see that the lakes are spread out across WNY like fingers.

12. “Are You Near Niagara Falls?”

A couple by Niagara Falls

Source: Flickr user Ken Lund

Are you kidding? Niagara Falls might as well be Rochester’s bathtub? OK, so it’s like an hour away. But still closer than most!

13. “Do You Ever Go To Canada?”

A Canadian flag

Source: Flickr user Prayitno

Yep! Canada is way closer to Rochester than Manhattan is, so this is a much less ridiculous question. Plus, you don’t have to worry about getting spit on by a homeless person or walk through the smell of molten trash and urine like in NYC, so there’s that.

14. “Do You Get A Lot Of Snow There?”

A woman stands in the snow

Source: Flickr user Daniel Green

The lake effect dropped nearly 102 inches of the powdery white stuff on Rochester for the winter of 2014-2015, so yeah. Just a little.

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15. “Do You Always Get Off School/Work?”

People play in the snow

Source: Flickr user Brian Dewey

No. Unlike the rest of the country which seems to shut down over an inch and a half, Rochester actually knows it’s just snow and life goes on. But everyone still prays for a snow day!

16. “Do You Like Hockey?”

A family in hockey gear

Source: Rochester Americans Facebook

Duh. This is almost Canada! Go Amerks!

17. “Is The Fall Really As Amazing As They Say It Is?”

A family walks down a sidewalk

Source: Visit Rochester Facebook

No. It’s even better.

18. “Wait, What Did You Just Call It?”

An Anchorman gif

Source: Rap Genius

If you hear someone call it Ra-cha-cha, you’re not mistaken. And the proper way to pronounce the name of the city is to drop the vowel sound in the middle. It’s just “Rachster.”

19. “Are You Really Wearing Shorts And A Winter Coat?”

A Whose Line Is It Anyway meme

Source: Quick Meme

Don’t judge. Rochester can go from wintery cold in the morning to blazing summer heat in the afternoon with some scattered showers and maybe a snowstorm somewhere in between. Bipolar weather calls for eclectic clothing choices.

20. “What’s A Billy Gray’s?”

A cheeseburger

Source: Billy Gray’s Facebook

Only the best burger known to man.

21. “Got Any Good Beer Out There?”

A fight of beer

Source: Genesee Brew House Facebook

You don’t get much more local than Genesee or Genny light, both Rochester favorites.
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