1. “Is A Hokie The Same As A Wahoo?”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

Source: Flickr User cbowns (cropped)

Even if you haven’t been in Virginia for long, you at least know the difference between a Hokie and a Wahoo. Hokies belong to Virginia Tech while the Wahoos belong to UVA.

2. “The Beaches Here Suck!”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

Source: Flickr User terren in Virginia

With some of the least crowded, most pristine beaches in the country, the shorelines here are no joke. If you’re looking for a great place to enjoy some sunshine with your toes in the sand, Virginia is the place for you.

3. “I’m Not A Big Fan Of Boiled Peanuts”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

Source: Flickr User Kolin Toney

There are few things more “Virginia” than the peanut and the favorite way to chow down on these legumes here is in salty, boiled, roadside form.

4. “It’s Basically The Same As West Virginia”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

Source: Flickr User jasepielli

While both states share the “Virginia” part of their name, that’s about where the similarities between the two stop. If you grew up in Virginia, West Virginia can seem like a completely different world.

5. “There’s No Reason To Think This State Is Haunted”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

Source: Flickr User dfbphotos

With several gruesome battles taking place in the Virginia area during the Civil War, it’s easy to argue that a few spirits are still hanging around. Whether you believe in ghosts or not, you’ll probably hear a few unexplained creaks and bumps during the night in this state.

6. “Fried Pies Are Just Too Unhealthy For Me”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

Source: Flickr User Joelk75

It’s pretty difficult for a Virginian to keep their hands off these pockets of sweet, flaky goodness. Often filled with various types of fruit, there’s never a reason not to stick a fried pie in your mouth in this state.

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7. “The Humidity Isn’t Thaaaaat Bad”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

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Virginians are well used to stepping out for the mail and having to change their once fresh, now sweat-drenched shirt for something drier. Few places have a more intense summer heat than the Old Dominion state.

8. “I Don’t Know Anyone In The Military”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

Source: Flickr User The National Guard

It’s easy to tell there’s a huge military population in Virginia thanks to the countless uniformed men and women roaming the city streets and the 27 bases scattered around the state that you regularly pass while driving.

9. “How Do You Do The Virginia Reel?”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

Source: Flickr User Brian Cribb (cropped)

Virginians might not whip out this beachy folk dance often but when it comes out, it comes out hard. Fortunately, pretty much every Virginian learned this one in grade school.

10. “I’m Not Really A Fan Of Brunswick Stew”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

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No two recipes are alike when it comes to this Virginian dish, but they’re all delicious. You’ll rarely see a Virginian turn down a bowl of this meaty soup filled with tomatoes and veggies.

11. “Is Busch Gardens A Nature Walk?”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

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While Busch Gardens might be a pretty place to take a stroll, no one comes here for the plants. With 53 amusement park rides including 6 roller coasters, this is the most intense “garden” you’ll ever go to.

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12. “What’s OBX Stand For?”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

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Virginians might love their state, but that doesn’t keep them from visiting other places. A favorite vacation destination for people in this state, most Virginians are well familiar with North Carolina’s beautiful Outer Banks area, also known by the acronym OBX.

13. “There’s Really Nothing Special About Smithfield Ham”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

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The food this state is famous for, it’s hard to beat the flavor present in each succulent piece of Smithfield ham. Typically made from peanut-fed hogs before being salt cured for at least 6 months, you’ll never find a better piece of meat.

14. “The Winters Here Will Keep You Inside For Months”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

Source: Flickr User terren in Virginia

While Virginians have a tendency to panic when the mere possibility of flurries are mentioned, the colder months here aren’t really anything to complain about. A little bit of snow might fall, but it will be gone soon enough.

15. “I’ve Never Cracked A Crab Before”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

Source: Flickr User Bien Stephenson

This coastal state might be more famous for ham than seafood, but the crabs here are pretty darn amazing. Every Virginian is well aware how to get the meat out of these little critters.

16. “Virginia Is Alright, But I Can’t Wait To Leave”

16 Things You’ll Never Hear A Virginian Say

Source: Flickr User Vironevaeh (cropped)

There’s no question about it, if you’re a born and raised a Virginian, then you’ll be a Virginian for life. Other states might be worth checking out from time to time, but you’ll always want to call Old Dominion home.
Did we miss anything? Tell us the last thing anyone from Virginia would say in the comments below!

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