1. You Grew Up Watching Musicals On A Hill

Watching plays at the Zilker Hillside Theater was your early introduction to theater, musicals, culture, and, of course, an Austinite’s determination to still have a good time no matter how sweltering the heat.
2. Playing On Old Army Equipment

Before 9/11, Camp Mabry was like a giant playground for kids—where the jungle gyms were giant army tanks, the swing sets, old fighter planes, and the seesaws, missiles the size of your living room. It was awesome.
3. And Eating Tiger’s Blood

Sno Beach snow cones, that is.
4. You Know The Correct Pronunciation Of Guadalupe, Manchaca, Rio Grande, And San Jacinto

Guadaloop, Manchack, Rio Grand, and San Jack, of course
5. You Remember A Time When The Skyline Looked A Lot More Like This

6. When Traffic Was More Like This

7. And When Town Lake Looked Like This

8. Okay, Or At Least Like This

9. You Know The Proper Way To Celebrate A Donkey’s Birthday

10. Where To Find Stevie In The City

11. Where To Find The Broken Spoke

Even though these days it’s a bit more hidden, with all of the development.
12. And, Of Course, How To Spin Under The Tree Without Losing Your Tex Mex

13. Speaking Of Tex Mex, You Know The Good…

14. The Bad

Sorry, Chuy’s. You may be fun, but you taste like old cardboard.
15. And The Ugly

La Mexicana: Ugly on the outside, deliiiiicious on the inside
16. Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar Was Your Second Home

17. Well, Aside From The Zilker Park Playground…

18. Barton Springs

19. And The Salt Lick

20. “S.O.S.” Means Something Different For You

21. “Voting for Kinky” Makes Perfect Sense

22. And Speaking of Kinky, You Have At Least One Photo With Leslie—Probably With His Leg Wrapped Around You

23. At Night, You’ve Had to Wonder, “Is That A Bat Or A Bird?”

24. During Cedar Season You’ve Asked Yourself, “Why Do I Live Here?”

25. But Even Though You Remember A Time When Toll Roads Were Unknown…

26. When Whole Foods Was Unique

27. And When You Could Actually See The Bands At ACL

28. The Number One Sign That You’re From Austin Is You Know How Very Special This City Was…

29. How Special It Is

30. And Forever Will Be

31. Besides, Sooner Or Later, This Whole “Move To Austin” Fad Will End, And Austin Will Be Back To Its Old Self Once Again

You know, I hear Portland is just lovely this time of year.
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