We all know the famous riddles of old...what's black and white and read all over(a newspaper), why did the chicken cross the road(to get to the other side). Well I have a new one for you, what has 4 bedrooms, 2 brand new full bathrooms,new AC throughout,new water heater,redone hardwood floors,Andersen windows, cathedral ceiling in living room,bright airy flow thru, neutral decor, eat in kitchen with center prep island,stunning stone fireplace in beautiful finished family room,outstanding flat,park like,professionally landscaped property, sprinkler system,double decks,front slate walkway,in a desirable neighborhood, close to schools, shopping and major transportation, close to the glorious Congers Park, Rockland Lake and a few miles away from the famous downtown Nyack that boasts amazing eateries, street fairs and gorgeous water views. Are you ready? Its this wonderful bi-level in Waters Edge and Clarkstown Schools. This house is no joke, come see and laugh in truth and appreciation.