I have four primary life goals:
- Get married
- Have kids
- Buy a house
And I’m just now realizing I can’t buy a house without saving for a downpayment. I wish I’d lived in my parents’ basement the last four years. I’d be $85,000 richer. That would put me in downpayment territory already, even in crazy expensive San Francisco.
Instead, I wasted all my money on rent, food, and TV. Not only that, but I have kept a detailed spreadsheet of everything I have spent over the past 4 years so that I can relive the pain all over again. Using that spreadsheet I created a breakdown of the money I washed away.
I’ll guide you step by step through all the money you can save by living at home for 4 years. You’ll be able to buy a home in no time.
Rent – Making My Landlord Rich Since 2009
I’d put up with a lot to save $1,000/mo on rent, including the mental anguish of seeing my parents every day. My rent is on the high side because I have had the “privilege” of living in Los Angeles and San Francisco after graduating college, the second and third most expensive cities in the country.
Thinking of my current situation, I would happily trade hipsters for my parents. God, I hate hipsters.
Food – What’s better: Microwave Dinners or Mom’s Home Cooking?
I’ve averaged about $339/mo on food and drink, but mostly food. Of that, maybe $250/mo has been on groceries that my parents could have been buying for me instead.
If I lived at home my mom wouldn’t only buy my food, she’d cook it, which is worth even more money. Not to mention, my mom’s a helluva cook. She made me pancakes every day before school.
Now, I eat frozen Trader Joe’s pizzas three times a week. If I’m feeling spicy, I throw an egg on top.
TV, Internet, & Phones – Powering My i
PoopPad Gets Expensive
My NFL Sunday Ticket, Plants vs. Zombies, and Android phone habits are expensive. I’m talking $230/mo expensive. I don’t even splurge for Netflix, Hulu Plus, or HBO.
How much did those things cost when I was living at home? Nothing. I could play Angry Birds on high speed WiFi while watching the Giants win the Super Bowl for free.
I will say that I can at least piggyback off of my parents HBO subscription from outside the house. Life wouldn’t be complete without “Girls” and “Game of Thrones,” em-i-rite? And, for the record, Lena Dunham does not get naked too much.
Living Supplies – Have You Ever Noticed Girls Use a lot of Toilet Paper?
I only recently noticed this phenomenon. My fianceé has been working from home the past month and she has ploughed through our TP stash.
Even at normal toilet paper run rates, general living supplies (Cleaning the house, toilet paper, paper towels, shampoo, etc…) run upwards of $130/mo.
The bulk of that expense isn’t in toilet paper; it’s in the cleaning cost. Exec charges $117 to clean a one bedroom apartment. They do a better job of cleaning than my mom (she never remembers to put my LEGOs back in the right position), but let’s call them the same for arguments sake.
Car & Health Insurance – For as Cute as that Gecko Is, He Isn’t Cheap
I spend about $100/mo on health and car insurance.
If I lived at home, Obama would have my back on health insurance (I can stay on my parent’s plan until the end of the year).
My parents picked up the car insurance tab in high school, so they’d still pick it up for me now. And they would probably get a better rate on car insurance than I get now.
Let me just put this out there, I might be 26, but I’m a boring old man. I go to sleep at 10 p.m., watch HGTV, don’t drink, and eat pretzels. My high school guidance counselor called me “vanilla” during my college prep meetings.
Geico should be charging me $10/mo, not $75/mo.
Utilities – That’s Alright, That’s Ok, I’ll Pump My Own Gas One Day…
Keeping the lights on adds up over time. Electric, gas, and water cost me about $75/mo. And that’s with trying to be energy smart. San Francisco never gets really cold, but it never actually gets warm either, so the heat could be on at all times.
If I lived at home, I’d stick the thermometer at 70 degrees and let the parents deal with it. Instead, I wake up freezing and rarely put the temperature past 65. So not only am I poorer, but I’m also cold. What’s the upside of being independent again?
Laundry – The One Chore I Still Happily Pay Others to Do
All that time your mom spends lugging around your laundry is worth (only?) $35/mo.
Personally, I hate doing laundry; more so than doing the dishes (And you can ask my fianceé how much I hate doing the dishes). I hate laundry so much I farm it out to the awesome people at Wash1SF. They have a fantastic service called wash and fold where they wash and fold your laundry. Magical.
At $1.25 per pound, it costs me $35 a month to have someone else do my laundry.
The Road to Riches Runs Through Mom and Dad
All told, living at home saves you about $1,800/mo. If you invested that money at 4% instead of spending it, at the end of four years, you’d have over $85,000.
It’s not mooching; it’s investing.
Economist’s Notebook: Why four years out of college?
- That’s typically the amount of time between graduating and not losing eligibility for health care through your parents
- I just turned 26 and am three months away from hitting the four year mark. And, lucky for me, I have kept a pretty detailed log of how much money I’ve spent over the past four years.