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These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

Sometimes it ain’t easy out there for a Kentuckian.

Kris Norton

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1. Getting Stuck At A Party Where No One Follows Kentucky Sports

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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What is this, prison?

2. Trying To Go Somewhere, But The Cows Keep Getting Loose

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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It’s all very a-moo-sing.

3. Not Having Anything To Contribute To Conversations About Horse Racing

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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Not every Kentuckian cares about the Kentucky Derby, but there aren’t many places where they can be honest about that without getting judged hard.

4. Walking The Fine Line Between A Hat Too Boring And A Hat Too Big

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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Those who do Derby get very into it. The women are known for all of those famous hats. But it’s easy to get carried away and go from gorgeously flamboyant to obnoxiously neck breaking. Proceed with caution.

5. Fighting For Overhead Space When The Derby Lovers Come To Town

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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Those big hats also mean some pretty big hat boxes. If you’re traveling during Derby week, board first.

6. Having To Cancel All Plans During A Final Four Game

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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So your friend was silly enough to plan a wedding during March Madness? Unless they have a bracket on their registry, they’re most likely out of luck.

7. Resisting The Powers Of The Mint Julep

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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They’re stronger than they look and go down just a little too smooth.

8. Worrying That Some Day Kentucky Will Run Out Of Barrels

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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And then where will all the whiskey go? These are the things that can keep a Kentuckian up at night.

9. Reaching The Bottom Of The Glass

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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And the bourbon is now gone.

10. Having To Wake Up Early For Church But The Bars Are Open Until 4 A.M.

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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Between the bourbon, the mint juleps, and the 4 a.m. closing time, a fun night out is never safe from a hangover in Kentucky.

11. Falling Asleep To 70 Degrees…

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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…And waking up to snow.

12. That One Friend Who Refuses To Pronounce Louisville Correctly

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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Even after they’ve been corrected. More than once.

13. Gearing Up For The Wildcats Game…

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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…But everyone mistakes you for a Smurfs fan.

14. Not Sure If Cardinals Fans…

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Or Angry Birds.

15. The Wifi In Church Was Too Choppy To Stream The Game

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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Oh, like you haven’t tried it.

16. When The Moonshine Is Out And A Sinus Infection Strikes

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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What are you going to do now? Take medicine?

17. Surviving Through The Winter

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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Winter can get a little carried away with itself in Kentucky. Dress appropriately and keep adequate amounts of lotion in stock in order to keep from drying up like a prune.

18. When It’s Time To Leave For Work But The Dude Is On

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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It’s important to be on time? Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

19. Those Days It Takes A Lot Longer To Get Home

Only on my way home from Kentucky this would happen. #kentuckyproblems

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20. Having A Spring Birthday Means Never Planning A Party

#oyvey #sharelouisville #kentuckyproblems

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At least you know it’ll never be a dull moment.

21. When A Fellow Kentuckian Wants To Stop And Talk

So I'm driving home today and I met a new friend. #kentuckyproblems

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Oh hey, buddy!

22. When A Friend Comes To Visit

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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And you know you’ll have to go to Fourth Street Live for the millionth time.

23. When Hip Hop Is Hard To Come By

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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You might not always listen to country music, but when you do, you’re probably in Kentucky.

24. Making The Mistake Of Leaving

These 24 Struggles Are People From Kentucky’s Worst Nightmare

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Sometimes it happens. The grass is always greener. Then you realize Kentucky is the only place you want to be. Don’t worry, they’re open until 4 a.m. and have a shot of Wild Turkey waiting for you.

Know the struggles of living in Kentucky too well? Tell us about it in the comments below!

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posted on: April 10, 2015
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